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Post by law_1990 on Sun Feb 12, 2012 1:05 pm

hahahahahaha ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh Monkey your worth every second i swear.

the whole thing should have been put to bed ages ago. Fuck it. We're football fans, not members of NATO.

I gotta admit though. Dalgleish is slowly making me hate your team lol. I don't care what hes done in the past with your boys but he's really getting on my tits everytime i see his saggy face on MOTD Laughing

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Post by GoMonkey66 on Mon Feb 13, 2012 12:14 am

Vikki Blows needs to do porn. End of story.

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Post by GoMonkey66 on Wed Feb 15, 2012 8:42 am

Nani forgets his passport going to Amsterdam, lol. Balotelli racks up thousands of pounds in parking tickets. Cristiano Ronaldo treats expensive cars as disposable items...Footballers are so fucking stupid. These pampered, sheltered little idiots can't do a fucking thing for themselves...they need personal assistants just to wipe their asses. I guess that's what happens when you pluck talented uneducated retards off of third world streets and give them obscene amounts of money. They all buy ugly jewelry and Beats by Dr. Gay headphones and suddenly think they are cultured. Sometimes I wonder why people even care about this game, given that these pricks are the ones we support.

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Post by GoMonkey66 on Wed Feb 15, 2012 4:44 pm

Speaking of, did you watch Arse/Milan today? Fuck 'em both. Any team featuring those cunts Robinho and Ibrahimovic up front and a guy named Prince can fuck off. And Arsenal can just fuck off because they are Arsenal.

Boateng's goal was sweet though.

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Post by DaN-PrS on Wed Feb 15, 2012 5:00 pm

arsenal got their shit handed to them lol
and Benfica can go suck a fat one


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ps, I like Nani

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Post by GoMonkey66 on Wed Feb 15, 2012 5:02 pm

Haha...did you watch the Benfica game? I skipped it, but I totally pictured you wishing death upon them.

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Post by DaN-PrS on Wed Feb 15, 2012 5:13 pm

watched the 2nd half,they were tied at 2 by then and their 1st goal (benfica's) was from a free kick, they looked like they had their balls up their asses it was soo cold

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Post by law_1990 on Thu Feb 16, 2012 3:55 am

i saw the 1st half of the game Monkey. Fell asleep before the 2nd Rolling Eyes

Prince's goal was fucking filth. Don't care what people say about ibra, he suits italian football so well. Lazy piece of shit but my god he can't half be a pain in the ass.

Man u & ajax should be a gudn tonight. Gunna try and find a stream for it .

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Post by GoMonkey66 on Thu Feb 16, 2012 8:15 am

I hope Manc Scum take it in the pooper as hard as Arsenal did. Like, so hard they shit blood for a week.

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Post by DaN-PrS on Fri Feb 17, 2012 12:38 pm

Porto, Man City Sad

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Post by GoMonkey66 on Fri Feb 17, 2012 3:56 pm

Yeah, that was disgusting...fucking makes you feel ashamed to be a football fan when people are still making monkey noises and waving bananas and shit at black players. I'm proud of Balotelli though...he handled it well. Dude is a hothead normally but he just got on with it and did what they went there to do. Unlike Evra, he didn't make a big scene, lol.

Oh wait...you're talking about losing, right? I thought you meant the racist idiots.

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Post by DaN-PrS on Fri Feb 17, 2012 4:01 pm

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Post by GoMonkey66 on Wed Feb 22, 2012 8:24 am

Law, you guys don't have GolTV over there do you? You'd love it...bilingual English/Spanish football channel, shows logs of la Liga and Bundesliga games along with Europa League and domestic cups around Europe. Only problem is that annoying cunt Ray Hudson is the color commentator on most of the games. Have you ever heard this jackoff? I literally mute or switch to the Spanish commentary because of him. Not only does he have a horrible accent (he's from Gateshead) but he shouts gibberish and makes noises and loves to suck CR7's dick. He makes David Pleat actually pleasant to hear.

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Post by DaN-PrS on Wed Feb 22, 2012 10:55 am

the rematch must have been pretty good 4-0 and a red Laughing

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Post by law_1990 on Wed Feb 22, 2012 11:55 am

GoMonkey66 wrote:Law, you guys don't have GolTV over there do you? You'd love it...bilingual English/Spanish football channel, shows logs of la Liga and Bundesliga games along with Europa League and domestic cups around Europe. Only problem is that annoying cunt Ray Hudson is the color commentator on most of the games. Have you ever heard this jackoff? I literally mute or switch to the Spanish commentary because of him. Not only does he have a horrible accent (he's from Gateshead) but he shouts gibberish and makes noises and loves to suck CR7's dick. He makes David Pleat actually pleasant to hear.

fraid not.
Though i believe it's one of the channels used by my streaming service for the la Liga games. And yes i have heard him lol. Most of the time i mute him too. beyond annoying Mad

But my hatred for pleat goes a LONG way. years of that penis talking bollocks on ITV has made me turn a little loony whenever i hear his name lol.

i should be watching the inter game right now but my rents are watching some bollocks on BBC4 Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad
i knew i should have got a TV aerial installed in my room.

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Post by GoMonkey66 on Wed Feb 22, 2012 12:24 pm

Aerials, lol...they don't even work over here anymore...all the broadcasters in CA went digital like two years ago, so there's no signal to receive without cable or satellite now.

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Post by DaN-PrS on Fri Feb 24, 2012 12:33 pm

sooo


legia fans start riots in various games including the one yesterday with sporting. a few get arrested in alvalade(sporting home) and after the match the players get on the team bus driven by a portuguese driver who decides to run a red on the way to the airport, the bus driver hits another car. the small passenger car gets smashed, the driver of this small car dies on the scene of the accident and the players on the bus get small insignificant injuries they do not want to be attended to and proceed to another bus and head for the airport.

due to the riots caused by the fans uefa suspends a few games for the time being, and they also lost that game just had before the accident

big week for them

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Post by GoMonkey66 on Fri Feb 24, 2012 12:48 pm

Jesus...crazy shit.

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Post by law_1990 on Sun Feb 26, 2012 11:24 am

HA

you can stick your fucking bubbles your arse! you can stick your fucking bubbles your arse! Laughing Laughing

Good point yesterday. My old man's happy coz he's a Soton fan so yay all round!

Saving my cup final thoughts for when you've watched it. I'm not that much of a prick Razz

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Post by GoMonkey66 on Sun Feb 26, 2012 7:10 pm

OK...just finished watching the Cup Final. What a game! Regulation was meh...Liverpool had a fuckton of chances but were the Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight. Props to Cardiff...they played really well...REALLY well. Excellent in defense. Definitely made it a lot harder than it should have been. Nice to see Downing have a good game (actually three in a row now, shocker), and Carroll won every ball played to him, so he looked solid. Adam was shit. Suarez looked off. That penalty shootout was crazy...the Gerrard family will be having mixed emotions, lol. Charlie Adam's shot was fucking atrocious...that was as bad as Lampard's (pick one, lawl). Really happy for Liverpool though...we fucking needed that.

I watched the Palace game yesterday too, first time I've watched a Championship game in ages. Really good game too...was hoping Palace would pull it out, but a point against the Hammers at Upton Park was good shit. Figured your friends & neighbors would be pleased as well, since they dropped points to Soton in the race. Too bad Parker isn't at WH anymore...with him, Tomkins, Noble, and Nolan, they look like they could have walked off a WWII era RAF recruiting poster...lol.

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Post by DaN-PrS on Sun Feb 26, 2012 9:06 pm

so does that mean all talk from here on wil be about the last days on the euro league followed by the uefa cup? because I have no idea what the fuck you guys are talking about sometimes

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Post by GoMonkey66 on Sun Feb 26, 2012 9:23 pm

Sorry Dan ...it mostly ends up being about the English premiere league, since we both follow it closely, or the next tier down, where Law's team plays. That stuff about Cardiff and Liverpool was the Carling Cup final today though, which is the league cup for the EPL. The Europa League and Champions League will get a lot of chat, and as the Euros get near kicking off I'm sure we'll talk about that a lot too. But most of all though its pretty much anything related...

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Post by law_1990 on Mon Feb 27, 2012 1:54 am

prolly one of the best games i've watched for a while. Liverpool basically dominated the entire 90 mins but Cardiff defended so well. Keeper was on form too.

I jumped out my seat a little when Cardiff got their 2nd

I don't agree on Carol. From what i saw he looked like the 34 million £ flop he's looked like all season
Glad Kuyt got his goal. Now that's a player i rate. Just doesn't stop fucking running.
All this being said. A liverpool team of 3 or 4 years ago would have won it within the first 30 mins imo. I have no idea why Gerrard was playing so deep. Is that where dalguish plays him normally now?
I only ever saw him near the half way line. With the occasional bent shot from outside the box
Downing did have a really good game. Think he's really needed this run he's had recently. Has looked promising in his first season but just hasn't quite stringed the performances together in the past.

this probably reads like i hated liverpool for winning. I don't. It was a great game that HAD to be decided by pens. Any other way would have been far too unfair for either side. 3 or 4 cardiff players couldn't even run around the pitch for the last 10 mins because of cramp ffs LOL

I call it the 'Dalglish (i can't spell his fucking name) effect'
Ever since he's re-joined my general hatred of your team has sky rocketed to an abnormal percentage. He just seems so one minded about everything remotely liverpool related. Makes me SO angry lol.

BRING BACK BENITEZ!

and LOL. Throw joey barton's piss poor attempt at a moustache in there too. You've just got yourself the WWII equivalent of N-Sync

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Post by GoMonkey66 on Mon Feb 27, 2012 8:25 am

I meant Carroll was winning balls in the air, which he SHOULD, lol. You see, this is what he has reduced us to...we need to focus on the positives when he is able to do what he's supposed to. Little steps for the big man.

And yeah, I don't know why the fuck Gerrard was so deep...he's not nearly as effective there. He normally plays where he should, but maybe Kenny felt they needed some deeper coverage to help out or something. If so,..dunno why it wasn't Adam. I thought he got it wrong myself...it was a really defensive formation and lineup despite the two forwards. We need Lucas back, so the entire midfield isn't platooning coverage and they can get on with the attacking duties.

Kenny coming back was a good thing, and its working pretty well, but yeah...I wish he would shut up sometimes and speak up in others. We all know you will support the club to your last breath dude... Tactically he's ok, and he plays youngsters quite a bit so he's good for development, and he's brought stability and a belief back that we needed but we need a bold manager with some vision now. You know who i want, lol. Benitez was fantastic, and had them playing much more continental football, whereas Kenny just wants domestic league success right now, which is what we need. I love Benitez, but that last year and a half was awful. He made some insane decisions, either ok the pitch, in transfers, or in the media, lol. It didn't help that the previous owners were a distraction but he really started losing the plot. I don't think we need a change right now, but if we can't have Mourinho the return of Rafael would be pretty cool, lol.

Speaking of getting it wrong...Spurs, wtf? That was the most inept I've seen them look all year. Kaboul and King looked like slugs out there, and got ripped apart by The Rapist and Walfuckingcott. They also had nothing going and no width in the middle, and i would not have played Adebayor against Arsenal. Dawson for Kaboul, Aaron Lennon on the wing, and Vandervaart for Adebayor...c'mon Harry. Arsenal looked awful in the first half, Spurs were dogshit in the second.

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Post by law_1990 on Mon Feb 27, 2012 12:05 pm

LOL i hear ya. Gotta make the most out of a poor situation. I remember when i we had Dele Adebola up front for us one season years back. 5 goals in 39 games. Every game i'd hear someone sat near say something a long the lines of 'well, at least he's getting near the box' lol.

I really, REALLY hope he comes good for you though. He looked so fucking promising at Newcastle. Maybe sold too early. Happened with Walcott (imo) and many other youngsters over the years.

Yeah, Benitez lost the plot near the end lol. The owners wern't helping but his constant herp derpery at every press conferance didn't help matters. Shocked

I spose you just gotta look at it like this, you've just won silverware. Every club wants that. Who cares what cup it is. You've won it and now you can move on to better things.

Jose at liverpool do want. he'll have you winning the league and champs within two seasons. Shit, he's done it at Inter and now Real (most probably)

And as for Spurs. I had a feeling they'd loose. But not that badly lol. 2nd half was horribruuuuu!
To be fair though. It's the first fuck up in mooooonths. Yeah, it was the derby. But in the long term they still look the best shoe in for 3rd. By a country mile too. You can tell the whole Redknapp england thing is playing on everyone's minds at that club. Apparently the FA haven't even called him for a 1st meeting yet. What a bunch of fucking pricks. Trying to drag it on forever and creating more media hype. Trying to add more pressure on him and the team. wat evs though. I've been over the England team for a while now. I always brace myself for a loss. that way, when we do loose, i don't get angry lol.

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Post by GoMonkey66 on Thu Mar 01, 2012 5:49 pm

Fucking Costa Rica...

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Post by Guest on Thu Mar 01, 2012 5:57 pm

Italy lost to the USA. Along my street, there were 14 sucides.

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14 is a good start...

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