Monkey's server (3 months)

I shot Gerbz in the face 100 times, and fucking DICE only gave me credit for 44 of them :-/

GoMonkey66 wrote:I shot Gerbz in the face 100 times, and fucking DICE only gave me credit for 44 of them :-/

I sent DICE a complaint report, they are looking into the matter.

I'm seriously fucking annoyed at people that play this game...no matter what, it ends up a full cap, and the other team just stops trying and starts sniping. I kicked so fucking many people for this shit today.

^thats why I constantly swap teams.

GoMonkey66 wrote:I'm seriously fucking annoyed at people that play this game...no matter what, it ends up a full cap, and the other team just stops trying and starts sniping. I kicked so fucking many people for this shit today.

indeed

The server has flatlined! Get the paddles.

After I rage-emptied it, it will take getting at least a full squad in there before it starts showing up when people select quick match. We will have to resuscitate it tonight. In the mean time, throw a med pack on it and run away! Or get wWatkins and Raz and someone else to boost for camos with you, lawl.

100 headshots here I come!!!

What's cool is once you complete just ONE of those stupid assignments, the last one that takes 1,700 kills unlocks, so it isn't like that damn Jack of all Trades tag.

I just noticed it unlocked 2 soldier camos, not 1.




Derp.

Yeah, one for each side. I like the last ones, the Berkut and the Desert Stripe especially. Desert Stripe US Engie with the striped SCAR looks fucking tits.

GoMonkey66 wrote:Yeah, one for each side. I like the last ones, the Berkut and the Desert Stripe especially. Desert Stripe US Engie with the striped SCAR looks fucking tits.

All the tits I need right here:

Spoiler:

Kicked some guy from the server today just because he had "swag" in his name...

How does one "report" a server? I kicked some QxD fag today in the course or trying to track down the lagged (he had some Mexico shit in his name), and he sends me a message..."reported", lol. I replied "it had nothing to do with you killing me. we were trying to sort out the lag. start with the foreigners, move on to the shit clans. you are both.", lol.

GoMonkey66 wrote:How does one "report" a server? I kicked some QxD fag today in the course or trying to track down the lagged (he had some Mexico shit in his name), and he sends me a message..."reported", lol. I replied "it had nothing to do with you killing me. we were trying to sort out the lag. start with the foreigners, move on to the shit clans. you are both.", lol.

GoMonkey66 wrote:How does one "report" a server? I kicked some QxD fag today in the course or trying to track down the lagged (he had some Mexico shit in his name), and he sends me a message..."reported", lol. I replied "it had nothing to do with you killing me. we were trying to sort out the lag. start with the foreigners, move on to the shit clans. you are both.", lol.

GoMonkey66 wrote:How does one "report" a server? I kicked some QxD fag today in the course or trying to track down the lagged (he had some Mexico shit in his name), and he sends me a message..."reported", lol. I replied "it had nothing to do with you killing me. we were trying to sort out the lag. start with the foreigners, move on to the shit clans. you are both.", lol.

GoMonkey66 wrote:How does one "report" a server? I kicked some QxD fag today in the course or trying to track down the lagged (he had some Mexico shit in his name), and he sends me a message..."reported", lol. I replied "it had nothing to do with you killing me. we were trying to sort out the lag. start with the foreigners, move on to the shit clans. you are both.", lol.

i was with him when that happened

Hahaha...now QxD homo wants to challenge "my clan". Since I'm a clan of one, I guess he figures me against any of their hundreds of members would be a fair fight. I need to let him know that PwN already raped their dicks off back in the day.

we are retired

Lol, yup. Clans are gay.

DaN-PrS wrote:we are retired

I prefer 'Seasoned veterans'

SniperA4X wrote:

DaN-PrS wrote:we are retired

I prefer 'Seasoned veterans'

^This.

DaN-PrS wrote:we are retired

this ^^

Oh Monkey...you were such a dick for no reason...WHY?!?!?!?