BATTLEFIELD 3...NOW FOR REAL

GoMonkey66 wrote:

7-Tek_A wrote:

GoMonkey66 wrote:Battlelog forums make me want to kick everyone who posts there right in the dick. Preferably after they have had glass rods inserted into their urethrae that contain sulfuric acid and piranhas. Piranhas immune to sulfuric acid, that is.

I should use this in my signature for the BF3 forums. lol

Feel free!

Awesome. Although, I had to slightly edit it because it was 6 characters too long. Still miss you brosif!

7-Tek_A wrote:

GoMonkey66 wrote:

7-Tek_A wrote:

GoMonkey66 wrote:Battlelog forums make me want to kick everyone who posts there right in the dick. Preferably after they have had glass rods inserted into their urethrae that contain sulfuric acid and piranhas. Piranhas immune to sulfuric acid, that is.

I should use this in my signature for the BF3 forums. lol

Feel free!

Awesome. Although, I had to slightly edit it because it was 6 characters too long. Still miss you brosif!

Me too! You should beat up a little kid and steal his PS3 and coke back to us!

And I grizzed in my pants.

Lol that guy was excited.

GoMonkey66 wrote:

7-Tek_A wrote:

GoMonkey66 wrote:

7-Tek_A wrote:

GoMonkey66 wrote:Battlelog forums make me want to kick everyone who posts there right in the dick. Preferably after they have had glass rods inserted into their urethrae that contain sulfuric acid and piranhas. Piranhas immune to sulfuric acid, that is.

I should use this in my signature for the BF3 forums. lol

Feel free!

Awesome. Although, I had to slightly edit it because it was 6 characters too long. Still miss you brosif!

Me too! You should beat up a little kid and steal his PS3 and coke back to us!

I just can't play with a gamepad anymore. I have to use kb+m.

^@sonic BULL SHIT

RagingTaxidermist wrote:

And I grizzed in my pants.

OMG the amounts of fail is strong DICE!

Watkins34 wrote:^@sonic BULL SHIT

Lol no, it's true! I was over at my friends house a few weeks ago. I was playing for about 2 hours and I couldn't get used to it. Imagine the worst player you've seen play, and multiply that by 10. I could barely move. It was hard enough switching over to console like 7 years ago, I'm not about to start using a gamepad again.

DaN-PrS wrote:

RagingTaxidermist wrote:

And I grizzed in my pants.

OMG the amounts of fail is strong DICE!

Whatever it is.......its awesome. i really want to do this

This makes me upset.



Some random dude can do it for free and faster then Dice? Hmm.

Decreped wrote:This makes me upset.



Some random dude can do it for free and faster then Dice? Hmm.

DICE is too busy balancing to care. Also, now tha attachments will be on a per weapon basis meaning it won't be a universal nerf or buff for certain attachments on certain guns. Great way to make it even more complicated and stupid you braindead cocksucking motherfuckers.

kaumatizo wrote:Playing with friends has never been so difficult.

I given up on playing with you guys... Send me invites or join my games if you want but the VoIP really makes me rage so I won't say much.

+ One Million

cullen wrote:

kaumatizo wrote:Playing with friends has never been so difficult.

I given up on playing with you guys... Send me invites or join my games if you want but the VoIP really makes me rage so I won't say much.

+ One Million

haha...lies. You are just a mini rager and fairytale land addict. <3

JDespatis wrote:

touchê

http://mp1st.com/2012/01/09/battlefield-3-voip-updates-for-ps3-next-month/
http://mp1st.com/2012/01/03/battlefield-3-patch-in-february-dice-looking-into-squad-stability-and-other-bugs/
http://mp1st.com/2012/01/06/battlefield-3-developer-responds-to-shotgun-balance-issues/

Oh happy day...patch in February...along with the attachment balances we've all been screaming for. /sarcasm

GoMonkey66 wrote:http://mp1st.com/2012/01/09/battlefield-3-voip-updates-for-ps3-next-month/
http://mp1st.com/2012/01/03/battlefield-3-patch-in-february-dice-looking-into-squad-stability-and-other-bugs/
http://mp1st.com/2012/01/06/battlefield-3-developer-responds-to-shotgun-balance-issues/

Oh happy day...patch in February...along with the attachment balances we've all been screaming for. /sarcasm

I love how they want the Jeep Horn more than the Voip......

Dude, jeep horns and foregrip nerfs are key to my enjoyment...also, tanks should have brown noise generators instead of horns.

GoMonkey66 wrote:http://mp1st.com/2012/01/09/battlefield-3-voip-updates-for-ps3-next-month/
http://mp1st.com/2012/01/03/battlefield-3-patch-in-february-dice-looking-into-squad-stability-and-other-bugs/
http://mp1st.com/2012/01/06/battlefield-3-developer-responds-to-shotgun-balance-issues/

Oh happy day...patch in February...along with the attachment balances we've all been screaming for. /sarcasm

1st of all, yeah great they actually are doing something



but then I get thinking, wait a second, you mean to tell me that DICE went to some 3rd party and told them these things are happening behind the scenes, that for months of begging for feedback the entire community gets a response from a 3rd party entity? that they aren't even posting these notes on their own blog? C'mon, something isn't adding up.
So what is it, is DICE really that shitty nowadays that they can't even respond to their community and we're just left in the dark or is this party just stretching or manipulating the truth?


wither way, I'm not buying it

GoMonkey66 wrote:http://mp1st.com/2012/01/09/battlefield-3-voip-updates-for-ps3-next-month/
http://mp1st.com/2012/01/03/battlefield-3-patch-in-february-dice-looking-into-squad-stability-and-other-bugs/
http://mp1st.com/2012/01/06/battlefield-3-developer-responds-to-shotgun-balance-issues/

Oh happy day...patch in February...along with the attachment balances we've all been screaming for. /sarcasm

Pssh, who cares about voip. Its all about the jeep horn getting added son.

GoMonkey66 wrote:Dude, jeep horns and foregrip nerfs are key to my enjoyment...also, tanks should have brown noise generators instead of horns.

A jeep horn that plays la cucaracha would more than make up for DICE's sins

mrgerbik03 wrote:

GoMonkey66 wrote:Dude, jeep horns and foregrip nerfs are key to my enjoyment...also, tanks should have brown noise generators instead of horns.

A jeep horn that plays la cucaracha would more than make up for DICE's sins

Even better would be to turn the Vodnik into a taco truck!

And Dan, from what i understand, DICE didn't go to them, they just responded to the videos because those guys have good ideas.

I think that we should all go back to playing BC2!

I'm all for that

YMMSNewguy wrote:I think that we should all go back to playing BC2!

BC2 REVISIT!!! i love it, im in

Flying in 0 and O here I come.

YMMSNewguy wrote:I think that we should all go back to playing BC2!

I never left!

gonna have to decline on the bc2 revisit for me, that game made me so pissed off near the end lol been having too much fun with MGS HD collection

Razgriz19 wrote:gonna have to decline on the bc2 revisit for me, that game made me so pissed off near the end lol been having too much fun with MGS HD collection

I'm jelly.