BATTLEFIELD 3...NOW FOR REAL

GoMonkey66 wrote:Fucking autocorrect and shit browser on portable devices...Han = Ban.

LOL, thanks for clarifying that for me. For a second i thought you meant Ham, lol.

But seriously, thanks for the advise Monkey.

You know, i put the "if you are Killed by an Admin...." message on the server. then someone replaced it with the brazilians one.

but whatever, its your server.....

2bh i'd quite like to 'han' all the people. Sounds a lot more fun.

I re-banned Quote_Da_Raven_, someone un-banned him.

Spoiler:

GKar wrote:I re-banned Quote_Da_Raven_, someone un-banned him.

Spoiler:

Good thing I don't even play BF3 anymore

Or at least it seems that way considering how little interest I have in it anymore. Now that I have the chance to shoot real firearms, make believe ones on a video game are almost childish.

This one is for monkey.

ill come back for Close quarters dlc. too busy having fun on Ghost Recon, where almost EVERYONE has mics and teamwork. whereas BF3 has Lolchopper pilots and huur metro/bazaar pubstars

RagingTaxidermist wrote:

GKar wrote:I re-banned Quote_Da_Raven_, someone un-banned him.

Spoiler:

Good thing I don't even play BF3 anymore

Or at least it seems that way considering how little interest I have in it anymore. Now that I have the chance to shoot real firearms, make believe ones on a video game are almost childish.

Come on now Taxi, don't get like crazy, lol.

GKar wrote:Come on now Taxi, don't get like crazy, lol.

I'm serious though. Battlefield just doesn't feel the same anymore. Its more of a time killer and there's other things I can be doing to kill time.

Razgriz19 wrote:ill come back for Close quarters dlc. too busy having fun on Ghost Recon, where almost EVERYONE has mics and teamwork. whereas BF3 has Lolchopper pilots and huur metro/bazaar pubstars

^This.

Feels like every time I get on to play BF3, I expect an amazing GOTY experience, but it always turns out to be a let down depression. Reminds me of my daily after-heroin shots back in 'ol 09.

GKar wrote:I re-banned Quote_Da_Raven_, someone un-banned him.

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that was me... did know you hated the guy.

last time dan's server got all screwed up because the ban list was huge... so i usually try to clear it out every time i see it.

kaumatizo wrote:

GKar wrote:I re-banned Quote_Da_Raven_, someone un-banned him.

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that was me... did know you hated the guy.

last time dan's server got all screwed up because the ban list was huge... so i usually try to clear it out every time i see it.

i figured it out when i saw you playing.
then i remove you from admin. but since i'm so kind i put you back before i turned off the PS3.

i found my server

http://bf3stats.com/server/ps3_1f06ed33-7539-46bb-8e65-091bf05ebb3d






whats up with Dan? No internet????

He's dead

GKar wrote:
whats up with Dan? No internet????

Sent him a text the other day... He is taking time away from the ps3 (and me... )
Spending more time with his family.

http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf3/battlereport/show/47419507/4/562981445/

in there for about 45 mins. C4 assholes all up in mah shit

kaumatizo wrote:

GKar wrote:
whats up with Dan? No internet????

Sent him a text the other day... He is taking time away from the ps3 (and me... )
Spending more time with his family.

Good for him. Like a boss.

law_1990 wrote:calib's only gunna go up to 100 and then he's gunna quit BF3

Talked to him yesterday... He said he might play more.

But I added his main account. I am going to ask him to get skate 3 or play dead rising with me...

kaumatizo wrote:

GKar wrote:
whats up with Dan? No internet????

Sent him a text the other day... He is taking time away from the ps3 (and me... )
Spending more time with his family.

Pffft.... families are for scrubs.

Spoiler:

So last night i did what you said monkey. ban first time. after loosing, at beginning of round i switched ppl around, left clan tags together.
Well the S.O.B.'s waited to switch back. so i spent my time switching them again. and they left but other ppl joined in. And i noticed ppl joining on my team not even spawning waiting to switch to other team because they are winning. Its "my" server and players are pubstacking on other team. i will have none of it no more.

Still couldn't win. but at least was not spawn trapped. (my team was dumb). Then nemesis from vFv joined on my squad and it didn't take long to feel good again. Even switched a guy on my team so nemesis could drive the infantry thing, he was much better at it. Then nemesis and berzerk joined and we won

http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf3/battlereport/show/47410588/4/208211247/

http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf3/battlereport/show/47414437/4/208211247/

So my point is i need you guys. You have to start playing again so i can start to win again. and thats all i have to say about that.

As much fun as it is playing with you GKar, its just not the same. maybe Close Quarters will be fun but I don't know.

RagingTaxidermist wrote:As much fun as it is playing with you GKar, its just not the same. maybe Close Quarters will be fun but I don't know.

Tonight might not play, very tired. but tomorrow or Tuesday i will.
Come play with me Taxi and i will make you Admin for a few days (trying 2 bribe you here )

And close quarters will be fun, i can feel it.

GKar wrote:And close quarters will be fun, i can feel it.

I had that same feeling about BF3 in general.

RagingTaxidermist wrote:

GKar wrote:And close quarters will be fun, i can feel it.

I had that same feeling about BF3 in general.

And you were right!

GKar wrote:

RagingTaxidermist wrote:

GKar wrote:And close quarters will be fun, i can feel it.

I had that same feeling about BF3 in general.

And you were right!

I don't even know anymore...

GKar wrote:So last night i did what you said monkey. ban first time. after loosing, at beginning of round i switched ppl around, left clan tags together.
Well the S.O.B.'s waited to switch back. so i spent my time switching them again. and they left but other ppl joined in. And i noticed ppl joining on my team not even spawning waiting to switch to other team because they are winning. Its "my" server and players are pubstacking on other team. i will have none of it no more.

Still couldn't win. but at least was not spawn trapped. (my team was dumb). Then nemesis from vFv joined on my squad and it didn't take long to feel good again. Even switched a guy on my team so nemesis could drive the infantry thing, he was much better at it. Then nemesis and berzerk joined and we won

http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf3/battlereport/show/47410588/4/208211247/

http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf3/battlereport/show/47414437/4/208211247/

So my point is i need you guys. You have to start playing again so i can start to win again. and thats all i have to say about that.

Nem is a beastly vehicle whore...dude doesn't say much, but he doesn't need to, lol.

And yeah, when people just want to pubstack and rape one way for the easy wins, it DOES get annoying. In that case, I'll let them take bases for a while, and then just make it so they get fullcapped and then take away all their smurfs. Take THAT, assholes. It's the opposite of putting someone on the losing side, since they started off winning, and then they had to defend really hard in a losing effort and they start getting ticket bled. Once they start to inevitably leave, I'll begin to balance it out for them again. If they aren't total pissants then they will stick around. If they ARE, then fuck them anyway...let them go fag off elsewhere.

But I don't really see anything wrong with people joining, waiting to spawn, and swapping to the winning side...we all do it all the time. If it stays nice and close and competitive, then it doesn't happen as much. But if someone joins a server down by 300 tickets, and get put on the losing side by the admin in the interests of balance, sure...they are gonna say "F that" and leave. If it's a bad raping, and people start to leave on the losing side, then just wait to balance after the round (if it isn't set to autobalance)...OR, if you want to annoy people (which I do sometimes, lol), wait until the round is JUST about to end, and then move the top squad on your side to the losers...especially if they have been raping the piss out of people and keeping them base-trapped...haw haw...

Base rapping have gotten extremely boring. Watkins knows more then anything that I would rather join the losing team to actually have some fun trying to win.

I'd rather take a loss and have fun then win and be extremely bored. My stats are an after thought compared to having fun.

@Monkey
They were base rapping. And when 3 players on your team are not spawning to wait to switch, well its 9 against 12 and you are already loosing. Its frustrating.

@Decreped
Then join me or i send you an invite. Always loosing lately so i guarantee you a challenge.