Monkey's server (3 months)

Server Name: [DICE] 200% Conquest Only

Link to bf3stats.com Server Listing:


Rental Period: 3 months

Server Ends: 10/8/12

Region: US WEST

Admins: Kaum, Law, Gerbz, Watkins, Decreped, Kanni, and a couple of people you guys don't know (real life friends)

VIPs: Kanni, Blu, crazy, GKar, Cullen, Virtuouz, Distortion, Nem, Raz, Angry, Pink (x2), Kick, some people you guys don't know or that don't post here (OG friends and RLRs)

PERMABANS:

Map Rotation and Modes (optional):
MONKEY: Metro, Kharg, Caspian, Metro, Seine, Noshar, Metro, Firestorm, Damavand: 200% tix, #4 players to start round, non-randomized maps.

Weapon Restrictions (if applicable): None

Owner's Rules/Notes: I don't care, but I will kick/ban smurfs that don't play objectives just as often as I will boot faggotry on the other team. Admins, please balance fairly, and clear the ban list before you log off.

Kaum/Law, can one of you guys create the "fill it up" server rotation? IDGAF what it is, just go ahead and make it at some point.

Admins - if numbers dwindle, set it to that rotation, por favor.

LAW - I can haz bannur?

Just copy mine... And it is usually best to keep it on that rotation but change it to the maps you want to play...

I'm a lazy not-Mexican.

Also, my map rotation is:
Metro, Kharg, Caspian, Metro, Seine, Noshar, Metro, Firestorm, Damavand
Metro every third map, lol. 200% tix, #4 players to start round, non-randomized.

It's Alive!

GoMonkey66 wrote:

LAW - I can haz bannur?

u kan haz

thoughts?

Mmmm...not bad, but I'd prefer something goofier/funnier...

brb, putting penis is Zeus' hand instead of lightning bolt

law_1990 wrote:

thoughts?

I thought it was funny. I chuckled.

lmao

Don't forget to mention the server is the Official Server of Carly Rae Jepsen.

fuck it i'll work some more on it tomorrow.
Spent the past half hour trying to decide what's funny ffs lol.

gimmie ideas assholio x

Fart jokes.

law_1990 wrote:

lmao

Holding a dildo?

Resize that, but use a totally satanic metal, blood dripping font, lol.

all sound ideas imo

law_1990 wrote:

LAWL

Do you have a more \m/ evil \m/ font you could use? And can you make one of the kittens have the rage face and be all bloody, or the fffffffffuuuuuuuu face?

Delete the pink acct. ima be on my sig acct from now

Also needs more 500% ziba tower...

Cool, will do Herr Pinkerton. Did you leave vFv? Also, we can set up a CQ map rotation at some point, but throwing those maps in with regular ones fucks the player count up, and limits the number to 16. Kharg or Caspain with 16 people at 200% tickets is a long slow waste of time and unneccessary SPM beating, lol.

I left vFv some time ago. And im admin on another server wheres a Close Q rotation. So you can delete mine.

Thank you kindly...

i'll work on it monkfish!

i'm sure i can find what you want

Im liking what im seeing in this thread, yes lol

Law, you always know what I want, big daddy...mmmmmmmmhhhhhhmmmmmmm.

Can you guys go occupy the server so that when I get on in an hour it'll have some bodies in it? Please?

19/24 now...thanks!

Seven total scrubs named Lanpu somethingorother...rank 20s, lawl...gotta go regulate on that shit...