BATTLEFIELD 3...NOW FOR REAL

RagingTaxidermist wrote:

Decreped wrote:Fun fact. I just fell in love with my spec ops camo.

https://imgur.com/a/VbH10

Bye Bye Dr Pepper, hello Spec Ops as soon as I reach level 44.

US Engies FTW!

MY Fun Fact: I fell in love with the MAV. That thing is easy mode for the rest of the team. I get SO many spot assists and shit, but you get lame fucking points. In the end it's worth it though, and will be 10x more valuable once the fucking comms work right, so you can hear me tell you where things are.

Also...it's supposed to be able to paint vehicles, isn't it? All I can do is spot and get motion assists.

GoMonkey66 wrote:

RagingTaxidermist wrote:

Decreped wrote:Fun fact. I just fell in love with my spec ops camo.

https://imgur.com/a/VbH10

Bye Bye Dr Pepper, hello Spec Ops as soon as I reach level 44.

US Engies FTW!

MY Fun Fact: I fell in love with the MAV. That thing is easy mode for the rest of the team. I get SO many spot assists and shit, but you get lame fucking points. In the end it's worth it though, and will be 10x more valuable once the fucking comms work right, so you can hear me tell you where things are.

Also...it's supposed to be able to paint vehicles, isn't it? All I can do is spot and get motion assists.

Nah it doesn't paint vehicles. But people can lock onto it with a stinger and shoot it down, which is what I was trying to do in nosehair canals when I was on the other team with the little bird.

I was trying to figure out where that lock was coming from, lol. After I saw the killfeed and saw you killed someone with the bird, I figured that is was you doing it, since you were the only aware person on your team. After that I just tried to bob and weave, and if you got lock to swoop under you if I could, or dive for the deck. It was fun, and good practice.

58 assists with that thing in three rounds...it's bullshit the amount of points you get with it, considering how useful it is to the team.

where do you get the tmp ?

pizza_ASSasin88 wrote:where do you get the tmp ?

The what now?

GoMonkey66 wrote:

pizza_ASSasin88 wrote:where do you get the tmp ?

The what now?

I meant MP 7 in which class do you unlock it ?

pizza_ASSasin88 wrote:

GoMonkey66 wrote:

pizza_ASSasin88 wrote:where do you get the tmp ?

The what now?

I meant MP 7 in which class do you unlock it ?

OH! Lol...it's the first of the unlocks for co-op. It's 189,000 points.

GoMonkey66 wrote:

pizza_ASSasin88 wrote:

GoMonkey66 wrote:

pizza_ASSasin88 wrote:where do you get the tmp ?

The what now?

I meant MP 7 in which class do you unlock it ?

OH! Lol...it's the first of the unlocks for co-op. It's 189,000 points.

wait..... UNLOCKED GUNS IN CO-OP ARE USABLE IN MULTIPLAYER ?!!!

WHAT THE FUCK

pizza_ASSasin88 wrote:

GoMonkey66 wrote:

pizza_ASSasin88 wrote:

GoMonkey66 wrote:

pizza_ASSasin88 wrote:where do you get the tmp ?

The what now?

I meant MP 7 in which class do you unlock it ?

OH! Lol...it's the first of the unlocks for co-op. It's 189,000 points.

wait..... UNLOCKED GUNS IN CO-OP ARE USABLE IN MULTIPLAYER ?!!!

WHAT THE FUCK

Where have YOU been?

pizza_ASSasin88 wrote:where do you get the tmp ?

In my shattered dreams


Do you mean the Steyr TMP or the Brügger & Thomet MP9? Without going into too much detail, Steyr abandoned the TMP project and B&T picked it up and made their own changes to it. Here's the big pictures:

Steyr TMP:

Spoiler:

Brügger & Thomet MP9:

Spoiler:

Also, in one match of Tehran Conquest: Stationary Emplacement Ribbon (sniped a tank at B from the American base and then a mortar guy for down the left street), crazy getting lunged an entire building length and me getting a teamkill + double kill + tank destroy at the same time without shooting.

Hey, does somebody want to do me a favor and play the co-op missions for me to unlock all the guns? In exchange you can download all my PSN purchases...and I have a lot of them. Deal?

GoMonkey66 wrote:Hey, does somebody want to do me a favor and play the co-op missions for me to unlock all the guns? In exchange you can download all my PSN purchases...and I have a lot of them. Deal?

I'll grind out with you for free as long as you do the chopper mission with someone else.

GoMonkey66 wrote:Hey, does somebody want to do me a favor and play the co-op missions for me to unlock all the guns? In exchange you can download all my PSN purchases...and I have a lot of them. Deal?

I'll do it loves playing co-op I help Dan beat it so I'll help!

Really? You guys would give me a boost? Will you do it with kaum, since he wants to do it but hasn't finished yet?

GoMonkey66 wrote:Really? You guys would give me a boost? Will you do it with kaum, since he wants to do it but hasn't finished yet?

As long as it isn't the helicoptor mission, I'll grind it out in Hit & Run or Eleventh Hour for as long as you or Kaum wants.

I'll do all the co-op missions with monkey. Cause I'm a Boss

Hmm...ok, I'll let you know. I'm drunk right now, and my decision making isn't optimal. My grammar and spelling however are impeccable.

GoMonkey66 wrote:Really? You guys would give me a boost? Will you do it with kaum, since he wants to do it but hasn't finished yet?

Been waiting for you baby... Your all I need.

kaumatizo wrote:

GoMonkey66 wrote:Really? You guys would give me a boost? Will you do it with kaum, since he wants to do it but hasn't finished yet?

Been waiting for you baby... Your all I need.

But this way you can experience some other manlove that I'm just not keen on trying...

Why don't you guys try that helicopter map for flying practice?

You have no idea... I have been bugging monkey to play with me (iykwim) fer dayz.

I know...it's just that when I log on I really want to play MP. I'm sure some day I'll rage so fucking hard that I won't want to ever play it again, and at that time I'll be vulnerable to suggestions of co-op, but until then, can't be bothered.

But yeah, Fire in the Sky for chopper practice is a good idea. I don't really NEED to be a good pilot though...that's what Decreped is for.

Way to rock the forums tonight Dan...we've been on fire over there in Battlelog land, lol.

GoMonkey66 wrote:Way to rock the forums tonight Dan...we've been on fire over there in Battlelog land, lol.

yea, is the boosting problem a 360 issue only? I've yet to find any on PSN and most guys complaining are on the 3shitty so I'm wondering why every other thread is about barning boosters


also, I figured the more I post the more people look at my profile/ my platoon

Boosters traditionally are 360cunts, yeah, but I've seen a bunch of them complaining about them on PS3, so...who knows. We'll never see them as long as we stay out of Squad games, so they are a non-issue, lol. Fuck yo' leader boards, beeyotch!

I still need a win and to play Squad DM. I expect boosters.

if you want.....you can join me into the helicopter coop mission and we can get about 16000 points each time

Crazy_driveR3 wrote:if you want.....you can join me into the helicopter coop mission and we can get about 16000 points each time

That sounds like easy mode! Thanks!

https://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf3/platoon/2832655391304907074/stats/


FUCK ME IN THE ASS

DaN-PrS wrote:

FUCK ME IN THE ASS

tell me when and i am there