BATTLEFIELD 3...NOW FOR REAL

Why do I have a feeling that all these people with extra high spm's and boosters are all people who like play tdm exclusively.

DaN-PrS wrote:https://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf3/platoon/2832655391304907074/stats/


FUCK ME IN THE ASS

What?

when i first sign on too battlelog......all i see is monkey spamming random threads saying Booster and Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosting.

lol

Yup, like a BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSS(ter).

I have a feeling BF3 will die very very soon unless a major update happens very very soon.

DaN-PrS wrote:I have a feeling BF3 will die very very soon unless a major update happens very very soon.

Pfft, It has been dead.
Where have you been?

Seriously needs the update.

https://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf3/battlereport/show/5067631/4/362787455/


half of the team got one kill or less, yep looks like fun!

UNBEFUCKINGLEIVEABLE...nothing but shit teams tonight. What the fuck DICE?!? Matchmaking fucking sucks...every fucking match the squad gets split up, every fucking smurf is some KD padding corner camping hiding out in the boonies FAGGOT doing NOTHING to help the team. Every map gets overrun within the first minute. Kharg FUCKING Island Rush, we spawn in as attackers, and lose ten seconds later. At the first MCOM. As defenders, we lose the first set within two minutes. I'm using the SOFLAM on the flanks, painting every fucking thing leaving the ship, and Cullen's the only one actually firing Javs. EVERY smurf is mashed up on the edge of the map behind us, and I still get sniped...from behind...by a guy literally in the MIDDLE of three of the smurfs. Fucking Tehran Highway, we're fullcapped from the start, and I deploy the MAV. I'm spotting seven enemies, three vehicles (because our idiot team drove our tank out and abandonded it after one hit), and...nothing...not one shot at them from our team. Where are they? ALL FUCKING HIDING IN A BUILDING ON OUR BASE! And that was just two maps. If they aren't sticking out of the fucking wall like a moose head, sniping like a little cunt nowhere near anyplace worth defending, they are scattered like...I don't know...shit in a storm drain, doing nothing. AT ALL...

And when THAT isn't happening, half the enemy team is half the fucking clan, completely kicking our asses because they have a smurf or two helping. Or they have assholes like Ramb Jew hiding in the corner, balls deep in the wall, with a med kit and an ammo box up his ass, sniping like the bitch he is, completely terrorizing our smurfs into not moving for fear if dying.

Fuck this game at night. Fuck these players. Fuck my friends list, and fuck you DICE. FIX IT.

COD coming out didn't change SHIT, because nobody I don't already know seems to know how to play this game, but I spend half the time just trying to squad up, and the other half getting royally cornholed by everyone. Hell, the only times I actually saw any smurfs shooting was when it was at ME, with their flashlights in my face. Great fucking game DICE. Slow clap for you, you Swedish cunts.















/end rant, for now.

Yeah after you left it was me cullen and Jew get pushed all the way back to the last base hold out for 30mins get them done to 20 and what happens they fuck arm the m-com where's the smurfs? Fucking hiding somewhere that's not are base fuck the smurfs fuck them to Hell.

DaN-PrS wrote:https://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf3/battlereport/show/5067631/4/362787455/


half of the team got one kill or less, yep looks like fun!

Haha, when that map comes up I just leave... All my quits=caspian border.

Epic rant.

Tox_732 wrote:Epic rant.

Dude, I went to bed with the biggest headache after that. Seriously took me an hour and a half and a huge piece of Black Forest cake to calm me the hell down. I was mad. Y, you ask? Because bros came at me and I had no help. Cool story.

http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf3/soldier/GoMonkey66/iteminfo/sgUSAS/188245250/ps3/

So...which is it? Full auto or not? Description says one thing, characteristics says another...*FUDICE*

So Dan...........fuck and your USAS

Well I come bearing even more bad news. I just started working and it seems most of my hours are in the morning do that means I have to go to sleep earlier then I already do.

Watkins34 wrote:So Dan...........fuck and your USAS

YUM?

Decreped wrote:Well I come bearing even more bad news. I just started working and it seems most of my hours are in the morning do that means I have to go to sleep earlier then I already do.

Quit now while you have a chance.
Haha, jk.

Where are you working?
Your growing up to be fine young lad.

kaumatizo wrote:

Decreped wrote:Well I come bearing even more bad news. I just started working and it seems most of my hours are in the morning do that means I have to go to sleep earlier then I already do.

Quit now while you have a chance.
Haha, jk.

Where are you working?
Your growing up to be fine young lad.

Working seasonal at target but I want to keep working here since I need money

Decreped wrote:Well I come bearing even more bad news. I just started working and it seems most of my hours are in the morning do that means I have to go to sleep earlier then I already do.

Hi Decrep

GoMonkey66 wrote:http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf3/soldier/GoMonkey66/iteminfo/sgUSAS/188245250/ps3/

So...which is it? Full auto or not? Description says one thing, characteristics says another...*FUDICE*

Don't trust anything the battelog says. It hasn't been updated since the beta so every single mistake remains unfixed and will probably stay that way forever.

http://mp1st.com/2011/10/02/leaked-weapon-list-for-battlefield-3-back-to-karkand-dlc/


Hey MMC, there's the jackhammer, can't wait to put some frag rounds on that bitch and go to town!

Watkins34 wrote:Yeah after you left it was me cullen and Jew get pushed all the way back to the last base hold out for 30mins get them done to 20 and what happens they fuck arm the m-com where's the smurfs? Fucking hiding somewhere that's not are base fuck the smurfs fuck them to Hell.

that sucked, we were the only ones even close to the mcoms. we were holding them down but 3 players can only do so much. that was pretty much the same story all night.

DaN-PrS wrote:http://mp1st.com/2011/10/02/leaked-weapon-list-for-battlefield-3-back-to-karkand-dlc/


Hey MMC, there's the jackhammer, can't wait to put some frag rounds on that bitch and go to town!

If the game was really good, you could use the Jackhammer magazine as an anti personnel mine. Imagine Frag rounds in there? Blood and guts everywhere.

lol i remember the jackhammer from socom 2. oh and famas

Tox_732 wrote:lol i remember the jackhammer from socom 2. oh and famas

Yup, the two most overused fucking guns in the game, lol.

USAS was bad enough now the Jackhammer FUCK.

Watkins34 wrote:USAS was bad enough now the Jackhammer FUCK.

extended mag, frag rounds, 7x scope

500 kills with the Type 88 LMG. Just came here to brag and go to my Battlelog page to see the dogtag. I will now be using the SG553 and M60 until BtK.

Also, LOL at people that think the .50 BMG from Operation Swordbreaker was an M82. Its a Steyr HS .50 you nubz. "But Monkey," you say, "I never see the gun. How do you know its not an M82?" Well that's simple my friend, just look at one of Iran's recent purchases. They bought roughly 800 in 2006. Some leaked over in Iraq which caused a controversy so I'm sure these terrorists also got their hands on them as well. For those who don't know the HS .50 (all of you), its a single shot (as in one shot then reload) .50BMG rifle made by Steyr in Austria. They also made a HS .460 in .460 Steyr for places .50BMG rifles were banned (California).

Here's a nice big photo courtesy of wikipedia:

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