BATTLEFIELD 3...NOW FOR REAL

i remember back with BC2 we'd open a private match lobby and get about 8 of us in there and just BS for a couple hours.

Didn't even start a game up. Just sat there, in the lobby talking nonsense. Good times.

I think i've spent almost as much time in the BF3 squad menu complaining about the game as opposed to playing it too.

law_1990 wrote:i remember back with BC2 we'd open a private match lobby and get about 8 of us in there and just BS for a couple hours.

Didn't even start a game up. Just sat there, in the lobby talking nonsense. Good times.

I think i've spent almost as much time in the BF3 squad menu complaining about the game as opposed to playing it too.

but I never hear you talk... Next year when the voip works will you talk?

kaumatizo wrote:

law_1990 wrote:i remember back with BC2 we'd open a private match lobby and get about 8 of us in there and just BS for a couple hours.

Didn't even start a game up. Just sat there, in the lobby talking nonsense. Good times.

I think i've spent almost as much time in the BF3 squad menu complaining about the game as opposed to playing it too.

but I never hear you talk... Next year when the voip works will you talk?

I think he's been talking to us the whole time, but we're still waiting for the words to cross the Atlantic.

PATCH NEWS - OUT FEB. 6th!!!

http://blogs.battlefield.com/2012/01/playstation-3-voip-fix-slated-for-february-6th/
http://attackofthefanboy.com/news/battlefield-3-communication-fix-coming-to-ps3-next-week/
http://bf3blog.com/2012/01/upcoming-battlefield-3-patch-what-we-know/
http://www.inentertainment.co.uk/20120127/next-battlefield-3-patch-answers-prayers/
http://mp1st.com/2012/01/31/battlefield-3-ps3-voip-patch-on-feb-6-no-comment-on-dlc-rumor-and-much-more/

hummvee horns

DaN-PrS wrote:hummvee horns

Like thats more important........

Ahhhh, good ol DICE

Crazy_driveR3 wrote:

DaN-PrS wrote:hummvee horns

Like thats more important........

Ahhhh, good ol DICE

Yes I want it!

Buggies need them too!

kaumatizo wrote:

law_1990 wrote:i remember back with BC2 we'd open a private match lobby and get about 8 of us in there and just BS for a couple hours.

Didn't even start a game up. Just sat there, in the lobby talking nonsense. Good times.

I think i've spent almost as much time in the BF3 squad menu complaining about the game as opposed to playing it too.

but I never hear you talk... Next year when the voip works will you talk?

i don't talk because 90% of the time all i hear is 'chhh arg chhhh ARK chhhhh over there'
No point in repeating yourself because no one's gunna hear what you said properly

but when it is fixed i'll be using my mic more. Though i have gotten used to not using it so much now it'll be hard to game and chat shit like i used to lol.

Pro tip: if ever you're in a squad with me, to tell if i'm talking just ask me what i think of the enemy team. If you hear someone call them cunts, you'll know i have my mic on.

Let's see what happens in the patch. Then lets see what the patche inevitably breaks.

GoMonkey66 wrote:

blitzcreek13 wrote:http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf3/battlereport/show/26739222/2/237200549/

dat award score

Saw that...nicely timed. How much did your spm go up by?

5ish

Why was Monkey wearing a [watkins] tag last night? That was kind of bizarre

it's a glitch in the game.
Can't remember how exactly but for some reason one member of a squad will be the tag of everyone in that squad.

Just another thing to add to the list of broken things.

law_1990 wrote:it's a glitch in the game.
Can't remember how exactly but for some reason one member of a squad will be the tag of everyone in that squad.

Just another thing to add to the list of broken things.

^This but Watkins tag would awesome

Yea if I had that tag I would use a USAS12 with frag, while playing support and just run around spamming! It would be awesome!

Confirmed usas frag nerf in the patch.


That is all.

mrgerbik03 wrote:Why was Monkey wearing a [watkins] tag last night? That was kind of bizarre

It's because I are teh awesum.

Murph's tag was [mrgerbik03] Murphdawg57...it was hella funny to see.

Decreped wrote:Confirmed usas frag nerf in the patch.


That is all.

All they are doing is slowing the fire rate as compared to the other shotguns. No damage or splash nerf.

they just need to remove them. End of.
I'm fucking pissed off at being hounded by these fucking things all the way from one flag to the other.
Such a stupid fucking gimmiky piece of cunt fuck.

law_1990 wrote:they just need to remove them. End of.
I'm fucking pissed off at being hounded by these fucking things all the way from one flag to the other.
Such a stupid fucking gimmiky piece of cunt fuck.

Like I always say, there's no way to properly portray frag rounds in a video game without them being horrifically over powered or horrendously under powered. Scrap them and everybody wins!

Just had an awesome match on BF3 today.




Just Kidding, it was horrible like most of my matches. Joined the team that is full of complete imbeciles that doesnt understand the phrase "Hey man, give me some of that fucking ammo!" or even noticing an orange dot over a guys head that just killed me 2 feet in front of you.

I just wish that EA didnt go all "Better than CoD". everything was better before that. EVERYTHING.

And another thing, why do the developers of games make it so you CAN NOT walk through people. i understand its unrealistic but im tired of getting stuck in a corner, getting killed because there was idiots beside me and just retards standing in the only way out of a room.

i need to watch my videos.......brb

Crazy_driveR3 wrote:Just had an awesome match on BF3 today.




Just Kidding, it was horrible like most of my matches. Joined the team that is full of complete imbeciles that doesnt understand the phrase "Hey man, give me some of that fucking ammo!" or even noticing an orange dot over a guys head that just killed me 2 feet in front of you.

I just wish that EA didnt go all "Better than CoD". everything was better before that. EVERYTHING.

Yup. I can not and will not play with randoms. Its bad enough squadded with friends and having to carry the other eight retards every round.

Stopped playing BF3. Quality of life skyrocketted. Even playing RE5 over and over again is more fun than this fecal fest of putrid donkey piss.

played BC2 yesterday and today, the gameplay is soo fluid


and full lobbies all the time

I don't know...I've actually been having a lot of fun with bf3 lately...usas cunts and famas fags notwithstanding. That is when we can keep a sever full. And I'm not freezing or disconnecting.

GoMonkey66 wrote:I don't know...I've actually been having a lot of fun with bf3 lately...usas cunts and famas fags notwithstanding. That is when we can keep a sever full. And I'm not freezing or disconnecting.

Having fun on BF3 is so conditional and is a lot of work compared to how a video game should be. I can have constant fun with RE5 even though I know exactly what can and will happen. Just watching heads pop open from my 92FS, Benelli M3 and PSG-1 are infinitely more satisfying to me right now than any stat/reward I can get in BF3.

RagingTaxidermist wrote:Stopped playing BF3. Quality of life skyrocketted. Even playing RE5 over and over again is more fun than this fecal fest of putrid donkey piss.

Picking up re5 tomorrow... I can play Saturday.

Watkins. Y U TRY TO FUCK UP LAW'S K/D
GG's though. I hate smurfs. but <3 Decrept & Monkey <3