Re: BATTLEFIELD 3...NOW FOR REAL

by **Crazy_driveR3** Mon Apr 23, 2012 1:40 pm

i dont mean to get all CoD over here but, when i played World at War alot, i loved using that DP-28. i just sounded so awesome

by Guest Mon Apr 23, 2012 1:41 pm

GoMonkey66 wrote:May 5th is correct. Also, WWII anything is awesome. Give me an excuse to kill Germans and I'm all over that shit.

Secret DLC: Mossad vs Germans Hiding in Brazil.

Weapons:

Mossad: Cleavers, Suppressed Beretta 21 Bobcats, Penises

Brazilians: Lag

by Guest Mon Apr 23, 2012 1:41 pm

RagingTaxidermist wrote:
pizza_ASSasin88 wrote:
DICE would get some problems releasing this kind of thing over here... we don't talk about DAS REICH...
also what about the FG-42 ?

FG-42.... Only problem is 20 round magazines don't scream LMG to me. If anything, I could add it as a 3rd Assault Gun.

It's practically a AS Val with the high Rate of fire.
also are c-mines = bouncing bettys ?

by Guest Mon Apr 23, 2012 1:43 pm

pizza_ASSasin88 wrote:
RagingTaxidermist wrote:
pizza_ASSasin88 wrote:
DICE would get some problems releasing this kind of thing over here... we don't talk about DAS REICH...
also what about the FG-42 ?

FG-42.... Only problem is 20 round magazines don't scream LMG to me. If anything, I could add it as a 3rd Assault Gun.
It's practically a AS Val with the high Rate of fire.
also are c-mines = bouncing bettys ?

1) At least the AS VAL is integrally suppressed.
2) Yes

by **GoMonkey66** Mon Apr 23, 2012 1:46 pm

RagingTaxidermist wrote:
GoMonkey66 wrote:May 5th is correct. Also, WWII anything is awesome. Give me an excuse to kill Germans and I'm all over that shit.

Secret DLC: Mossad vs Germans Hiding in Brazil.

Weapons:

Mossad: Cleavers, Suppressed Beretta 21 Bobcats, Penises

Brazilians: Lag

Fuck YEAH! Also...Galils, Uzis, and for the boss level, an armored border crossing into Paraguay to apprehend Mengele while driving Merkava tanks.

by Guest Mon Apr 23, 2012 1:56 pm

GoMonkey66 wrote:
RagingTaxidermist wrote:
GoMonkey66 wrote:May 5th is correct. Also, WWII anything is awesome. Give me an excuse to kill Germans and I'm all over that shit.

Secret DLC: Mossad vs Germans Hiding in Brazil.

Weapons:

Mossad: Cleavers, Suppressed Beretta 21 Bobcats, Penises

Brazilians: Lag

Fuck YEAH! Also...Galils, Uzis, and for the boss level, an armored border crossing into Paraguay to apprehend Mengele while driving Merkava tanks.

Galils with undermounted Uzis with undermounted Galils.

by **DaN-PrS** Mon Apr 23, 2012 1:59 pm

GoMonkey66 wrote:Give me an excuse to kill Germans and I'm all over that shit.

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by **GoMonkey66** Mon Apr 23, 2012 2:06 pm

RagingTaxidermist wrote:
GoMonkey66 wrote:
RagingTaxidermist wrote:
GoMonkey66 wrote:May 5th is correct. Also, WWII anything is awesome. Give me an excuse to kill Germans and I'm all over that shit.

Secret DLC: Mossad vs Germans Hiding in Brazil.

Weapons:

Mossad: Cleavers, Suppressed Beretta 21 Bobcats, Penises

Brazilians: Lag

Fuck YEAH! Also...Galils, Uzis, and for the boss level, an armored border crossing into Paraguay to apprehend Mengele while driving Merkava tanks.

Galils with undermounted Uzis with undermounted Galils.

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Engineer Class:
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by **GoMonkey66** Mon Apr 23, 2012 2:07 pm

DaN-PrS wrote:
GoMonkey66 wrote:Give me an excuse to kill Germans and I'm all over that shit.

Pizza doesn't count...he's not a real German. He's one of your swarthy folk.

by **GoMonkey66** Mon Apr 23, 2012 2:09 pm

...and I shit yo not, when I was in Israel this was a common site in any Kolbo (literally "everything in it", what we'd call a mini-mart):

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BATTLEFIELD 3...NOW FOR REAL - Page 25 Papo2_1

Ridiculously hot, fit, tanned young girls with guns.

by Guest Mon Apr 23, 2012 2:10 pm

GoMonkey66 wrote:...and I shit yo not, when I was in Israel this was a common site in any Kolbo (literally "everything in it", what we'd call a mini-mart):

Ridiculously hot, fit, tanned young girls with guns.

Mandatory military service FTW. Imagine if we had it in Canada or North America. Obesity? What's that?!

by **GoMonkey66** Mon Apr 23, 2012 2:14 pm

Watching a chick field strip her weapon while eating ice cream just because she's bored at a bus stop...boner inducing...

by **mrgerbik03** Mon Apr 23, 2012 2:41 pm

GoMonkey66 wrote:May 5th is correct. Also, WWII anything is awesome. Give me an excuse to kill Germans and I'm all over that shit.

Ask Monkey to design you a shoe, and he'll give you something that looks like the box the shoe came in. Ask him to design something that will slaughter Germans, and he turns into Thomas fucking Edison.

[SIC] - artistic license taking when reciting above quote

by **GoMonkey66** Mon Apr 23, 2012 3:17 pm

mrgerbik03 wrote:
GoMonkey66 wrote:May 5th is correct. Also, WWII anything is awesome. Give me an excuse to kill Germans and I'm all over that shit.

Ask Monkey to design you a shoe, and he'll give you something that looks like the box the shoe came in. Ask him to design something that will slaughter Germans, and he turns into Thomas fucking Edison.

[SIC] - artistic license taking when reciting above quote

Indeed!

by **DaN-PrS** Mon Apr 23, 2012 8:43 pm

BATTLEFIELD 3...NOW FOR REAL - Page 25 Img_0713

I'm not sure what it is you guys do when I'm not around, whenever I log back in presents like these always await.

Keep it up boys Thumbs Up

by **GoMonkey66** Mon Apr 23, 2012 9:27 pm

That was not one of my barns, sorry...LOVE the hatemail though...if you want, you can change the message to read "please direct all inquiries or concerns to GoMonkey66". I'd love to get all the abuse.

by **Watkins34** Tue Apr 24, 2012 12:27 pm

So I get a message from Gkar saying him and pizza had some frag round assholes in Dan's server and would like me to kick them I'f I don't mine.... I'm like hell yeah be there in a minute so I join pizza left by the time I got there so I ask Gkar so what's the name of the guys with fagrounds? Gkar says oh I think they left.......I CrEy so hard I didn't get to BARN Sad

by **DaN-PrS** Tue Apr 24, 2012 12:59 pm

sounds like I need to make more admins...

by Guest Tue Apr 24, 2012 1:10 pm

DaN-PrS wrote:sounds like I need to make more admins...

by **Decreped** Tue Apr 24, 2012 2:43 pm

Pretty boss like if I do say so myself.

http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf3/battlereport/show/42853657/4/521289340/

Obsessed chicken hopped teams cause he was in the helo and he couldn't leave their base with me in the air.

by **Crazy_driveR3** Wed Apr 25, 2012 1:43 pm

http://mp1st.com/2012/04/23/battlefield-3-dev-teases-new-audio-easter-egg-deeming-it-the-hardest-one-to-find/

let the hunt begin.......

by Guest Wed Apr 25, 2012 2:02 pm

Crazy_driveR3 wrote:http://mp1st.com/2012/04/23/battlefield-3-dev-teases-new-audio-easter-egg-deeming-it-the-hardest-one-to-find/

let the hunt begin.......

This totally matters. I'm gonna spend my time going on an easter egg hunt for DICE's amusement. How about they focus on something more important like getting their heads examined?

by Guest Wed Apr 25, 2012 2:26 pm

I'm rank 0 on battlelog. The BF3 Statistics Engine is currently down.

by Guest Wed Apr 25, 2012 2:30 pm

GKar wrote:I'm rank 0 on battlelog. The BF3 Statistics Engine is currently down.

Join the club. This reminds me of the good ol' days of Stat Reset Sunday.

by **Crazy_driveR3** Wed Apr 25, 2012 2:31 pm

RagingTaxidermist wrote:
Crazy_driveR3 wrote:http://mp1st.com/2012/04/23/battlefield-3-dev-teases-new-audio-easter-egg-deeming-it-the-hardest-one-to-find/

let the hunt begin.......

This totally matters. I'm gonna spend my time going on an easter egg hunt for DICE's amusement. How about they focus on something more important like getting their heads examined?

its funny because this was one of the things they fixed in the patch. it must have been among the Jeep Horns as their priority.

because, you know.....DICE logic

by **Crazy_driveR3** Wed Apr 25, 2012 2:33 pm

RagingTaxidermist wrote:
GKar wrote:I'm rank 0 on battlelog. The BF3 Statistics Engine is currently down.

Join the club. This reminds me of the good ol' days of Stat Reset Sunday.

i missed stat reset sundays. it gave it that day 1 release feel where everyone has the starter guns

by Guest Wed Apr 25, 2012 2:34 pm

RagingTaxidermist wrote:
GKar wrote:I'm rank 0 on battlelog. The BF3 Statistics Engine is currently down.

Join the club. This reminds me of the good ol' days of Stat Reset Sunday.

On BC2? I did not even play when i was ranked 0. I was even worse at BC2 than BF3. BC2 was my first FPS online game. I only played the campaigns on games before BC2.

by Guest Wed Apr 25, 2012 2:43 pm

Anyone playing in the next 20 min.?
Would like to get in afew games before the only nhl game starts tonight.

by Guest Wed Apr 25, 2012 5:42 pm

LOL when did I get a 315m headshot?

by **Decreped** Wed Apr 25, 2012 5:44 pm

http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf3/battlereport/show/43002959/4/521289340/

Second round is still going but I got 60+ kills and got tired of seeing caspian with like 200 tickets still left.

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