BATTLEFIELD 3...NOW FOR REAL

the temptation of kicking players is so big....

pizza_ASSasin88 wrote:the temptation of kicking players is so big....

Yes, especially when they have 12 stars on the USAS and are using it. But i didn't.

And Pizza, i played a couple of times now with you and you are rubbing off on me. I'm starting to T-Bag players now. I've seen you do it in every game we play together. lol.

GKar wrote:

pizza_ASSasin88 wrote:the temptation of kicking players is so big....

Yes, especially when they have 12 stars on the USAS and are using it. But i didn't.

And Pizza, i played a couple of times now with you and you are rubbing off on me. I'm starting to T-Bag players now. I've seen you do it in every game we play together. lol.

gotta let them taste some Portuguese nuts especially if they just got knifed by a teammate.

This seems wrong

http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf3/platoon/2832655391613368286/

is this legal?

GKar wrote:This seems wrong

http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf3/platoon/2832655391613368286/

is this legal?

I dunno but I wouldn't join.

That's how MLG started, so yeah its legal.

Um... why are there no M67 Grenade dogtags?

I just noticed this.

Look on browser for competition.

Finds Title saying "Best helo Pilots".

Join thinking its going to be fun.

Enemy team has both helos.

Take off in jet kill my own helo to get it back.

Barned.

Laughed.

Decreped wrote:Look on browser for competition.

Finds Title saying "Best helo Pilots".

Join thinking its going to be fun.

Enemy team has both helos.

Take off in jet kill my own helo to get it back.

Barned.

Laughed.

I got killed by a GP 30 or something similar in BF3. Where the hell is that gun, can't find it in battlelog.

GP-30 is the Russian underslung grenade launcher.

GoMonkey66 wrote:GP-30 is the Russian underslung grenade launcher.

Thanks Monkey.

Did you create an other account and didn't tell us and didn't registered on battlelog? Because haven't seen you much on PSN lately.

Haven't been on since last Friday. Just been bored with it and been watching movies instead. The wife gets really surly if I play too much, so sometimes I take time off for both of our sakes, lol.

GoMonkey66 wrote:Haven't been on since last Friday. Just been bored with it and been watching movies instead. The wife gets really surly if I play too much, so sometimes I take time off for both of our sakes, lol.

You are so thoughtful, brings a tear to my eye
I don't watch french TV and my wife has trouble in english. So it needs to be a really good movie for us to watch together. So most nights i play, unless the wife wants attention (good thing she wont see this). Its either BF3, hockey or sex at night I only started watching hockey and playing video games to pass the time between sex.

I work just about every Friday, Saturday and Sunday. So its hard for me to play with you guys on Fridays, with the time difference and all.

TMI!

GoMonkey66 wrote:Haven't been on since last Friday. Just been bored with it and been watching movies instead. The wife gets really surly if I play too much, so sometimes I take time off for both of our sakes, lol.

I can vouch for this...the last thing Monkey said at the and of a game was "This is boring" and poof, he was gone.

mrgerbik03 wrote:

GoMonkey66 wrote:Haven't been on since last Friday. Just been bored with it and been watching movies instead. The wife gets really surly if I play too much, so sometimes I take time off for both of our sakes, lol.

I can vouch for this...the last thing Monkey said at the and of a game was "This is boring" and poof, he was gone.

And all jokes aside i can vouch that wifes do get surly when men play to much. I know this from experience.
But calling BF3 boring is just plain old blasphemy

lol 'poof'

GoMonkey66 wrote:YLOD...

Welcome to the club!

I got lucky and got my second PS3 for free

aww geez, that really must suck man...

GoMonkey66 wrote:YLOD...

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I can get it reballed for 80, which is worth it...but that assumes I HAVE 80. PayPal Relief Fund anyone? Lol...fuck...

Hey anyone remember DICE's aggresive DLC strategy for BF3? Neither do I because I'm a 12 year old with the attention span of a gnat who looks at girls with big boobies and can't remember what he had for breakfast.

Besides the obvious sarcasm, here's my favorite screenshot from the Donya Fortress pics:

RagingTaxidermist wrote:
Besides the obvious sarcasm, here's my favorite screenshot from the Donya Fortress pics:

!!!!!!!!!

<3

GoMonkey66 wrote:I can get it reballed for 80, which is worth it...but that assumes I HAVE 80. PayPal Relief Fund anyone? Lol...fuck...

Bet we could raise 80 dollars quick if we put you in a dunking tank and let all those who have been BARNED by you take their tosses

mrgerbik03 wrote:

GoMonkey66 wrote:I can get it reballed for 80, which is worth it...but that assumes I HAVE 80. PayPal Relief Fund anyone? Lol...fuck...

Bet we could raise 80 dollars quick if we put you in a dunking tank and let all those who have been BARNED by you take their tosses

Or we could use Kaums van as a taco van

http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf3/battlereport/show/44256969/4/227447655/

iPro

GoMonkey66 wrote:I can get it reballed for 80, which is worth it...but that assumes I HAVE 80. PayPal Relief Fund anyone? Lol...fuck...

hey, ill contribute, but i also need one of my xbox's fixed. it has the red lighty blinky thingy. can you do that too?