BATTLEFIELD 3...NOW FOR REAL

It seems so rare getting killed by the USAS now, which is nice. Nearly every time though, I see the guy's rank is like 43 or 44, no service stars, so I don't mind...he's just some guy trying out his new toy, and that's fine. I will fucking rage though if it is some Col 80 with 30 service stars on it. Zero skills crutch.

im bored. can we try this?

Perfect song choice, lol...

My inner hipster is raging because everyone is using the 93R now. I used it first

That's how I feel when I get killed by the G36 or M39...I'm like "hey, that's MY gun! Go back to your A-91 or M98B, faggot..."

Or people who use the SIG553 like come on I used that thing before it was cool.

Really guys? thats the way i feel when others use my MP7. its starting to become widely used now.

Crazy_driveR3 wrote:Really guys? thats the way i feel when others use my MP7. its starting to become widely used now.

Because its op.

kaumatizo wrote:

Crazy_driveR3 wrote:Really guys? thats the way i feel when others use my MP7. its starting to become widely used now.

Because its op.

OP MPfag7 is OP

Watkins34 wrote:

kaumatizo wrote:

Crazy_driveR3 wrote:Really guys? thats the way i feel when others use my MP7. its starting to become widely used now.

Because its op.

OP MPfag7 is OP

Yeah, crazy, drives me nuts...everyone has been using that thing, noticed that too. Pisses me off when I die from it because I think of you every time, lol. That's crazy's gun, motherfucker!

Playing really late at night with kaum, watkins and gerbz is fun. Too bad I'm too sleepy most of the time.

RagingTaxidermist wrote:Playing really late at night with kaum, watkins and gerbz is fun. Too bad I'm too sleepy most of the time.

Yeah that was fun, good playing with you if only for a few rounds. Called it an early night since I had to wake up at the crack of dawn today.

Losing at the last second because a smurf reviving me instead of shooting the 3 people looking the other way.

182 service stars with the knife...gfys, cyco-mike...

lol i've been in a squad with that guy before.

has.no.skill.at.all

Watkins and Kick and Jarhead and I were in the BFF server and they tried to overrun it...ended up with like a dozen of them in there (BfB clan). We kept winning, because they don't play objectives very well, they just ambush and shit out of eachother with the trigger held down and hunt tags. Best bet was just leave whatever flag to them and take the others. Smurfs made it hard work, lol.

ahhh, messing with little kids in this game is so funny. i had convinced this little one to explain what trolling is since i claimed i thought it was a new premium feature that you unlock where you can put on a "Troll camo" and you camp under a bridge. he said "type in battlefield 3 trolling on youtube"

of course this happened after i made him suicide while he and his buddy was camping the helicopter the game.

Spoiler:

What the hell is with ECM now? Don't use it? Seems like I can only ever deploy it when I'm messing around and not getting locked onto, but if I am they either never fire Orr or they take way too long to do so. Are flares fucked too, or just ECM?

Kaum...that guy Grimm? #1 co-op in the world...we meet the weirdest most random people.

GoMonkey66 wrote:What the hell is with ECM now? Don't use it? Seems like I can only ever deploy it when I'm messing around and not getting locked onto, but if I am they either never fire Orr or they take way too long to do so. Are flares fucked too, or just ECM?

Sometimes the game decides to shoot them ECM 1 minute after you press the button. And they aren't 100% with deflecting missiles, after about 3 seconds and you still hear the beeping of a missile still on you, its circling around you and will probably still hit you. To avoid that just fly low in the helo or start spinning in the jet.

Joins first hardcore server ever
Gets kicked for testing teamkill

^ like a boss. Proud of you, Sniper!

Crep, I'm saying like half the time I can't even get it to deploy at all if I'm locked, not that it deploys but I still get hit. The only thing I can count on right now is airwolfing five feet off the ground, but then I get insto-tanksniped...fucking game.

SniperA4X wrote:Joins first hardcore server ever
Gets banned for teamkilling admin

Fixed!

What the hell just happened in Kaum's server? Every single person got kicked.

i noticed that i am close to getting my stationary weapons medal, so i hoped on Caspian thinking, take out a full Viper....boom done.

WRONG. i had forgotten how terrible they are. ok, the are positioned in a hole where you can only shoot people that are behind you or right above you. then you got the fact that it takes forever to even disable the thing. kill assists, vehicle destroy assists and spot bonuses was all i got.

im done for tonight, back to TF2

RagingTaxidermist wrote:What the hell just happened in Kaum's server? Every single person got kicked.

yup...Law was upset about something. It may have been because I booted a couple of people, or he may have been irritated by chatter, or annoyed at people wanting to do glitchy shit. *shrug*

i decided they weren't worthy of taking space up in my server.

I only wanted to try it..

Found an android phone today, it's dead and I don't know what model it is and it doesn't have a mini usb port charger.