BATTLEFIELD 3...NOW FOR REAL

I hate everyone on Battlelog forums. Seriously...it's like trying to reason with coked up illiterate Aspies.

The countless OP weapon threads (and users creating them) can seriously go dwindle to their death in a basement full of shit for all I care.

So pc players have gotten their patches and Don7Bl1nk and Enigma shares some of that info with us.

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Decreped wrote:So pc players have gotten their patches and Don7Bl1nk and Enigma shares some of that info with us.

Spoiler:

i am liking Don7bl1nk

but i do agree that the stingers should be gettin a nerf

Dontblink is an awesome commentator, and as for the stingers, it looks like its going to have to be a 2-4 man team to shoot down a helo.

No. Stingers and IGLAs should NOT be nerfed. Only whiny little vehicle whoring faggots would think so, and I'll tell you why:
* They have never been one hitkills, despite that being their sole purpose.
* Any single hit barely damages enough...a good helicopter pilot can land and repair. Jets have plenty of time to bail out, so all you usually get is 50 points.
* You only have so many of them against infinite flares (OK, you can reload, reaquire, and fire faster than flares rearm, but if you know you're being targeted, gtfo)
* If you're in a helicopter you should have a gunner...that's usually double flares. If you're solo, L2teamup.
* Acquiring lock takes a long time, and you are vulnerable the whole time not to mention you make a lot of noise beeping.
* Helicopters are agile and nimble...don't like being targeted? Fly the fuck away.
* Stingers lose lock really easily...trees, buildings, idiot teammates getting in the way...they all fuck you.
* In order to get a kill, you basically need to get lock, fire, have it get flared off, and immediately reload, reacquire, relock, refire, and hope that the flight time doesn't give flares a chance to reload. That's about a minute of standing around in the open beeping like a banshee. Not to mention there goes 2/3 of your inventory, leaving the last one useless.

I've fired hundreds of the fucking things and only have a handful of kills.

so can we get this patch already, I'm fucking tired of this horse shit they call a game. I'm looking forward to playing it with the new patch, rage again and call it quits once and for all.


Arkam city and U3, here I come

I just want to get over this game already, it's piece of shit players and all it's wtf moments.

Arkham City FTW.

You will comeback.
When I have a crappy night I usually feel the same way but then you have a few amazing games and you forget all about it.

But till then we have portal 2 and you should get dead island, I will play with you.

we need to finish portal, but we need to do it early otherwise I get sleepy and then I can't think. this leads us to be stuck in the same room for 1/2 hour which is fine, I like spending some quality time with you and all but we could be doing it in other rooms too


and we need to figure out what that other feature is too

Haha, totally agree.
Playing portal 2 with you has been great. Good change of pace from a competitive shooter.
About playing earlier.... GOMTZ!
Lol I can try.

pshh, i have yet to finish the regular Portal 2 Coop......

but i love this game.....granted it does get annoying with the retards that are playing this again. Espcially when the nubs wait for the Little Bird, spawn in it and then flip it over without leaving the ground then doing over again is really aggrevating.

Rank 45/1

Dan if still has uncharted 2 will can play it.

thought we had some good games last night. I actually tried this thing called "teamwork" and it was a new experience for me.

I'm also starting to become a tankwhore. Thought i would throw that out there. I just love how a tank can turn the tide of a conquest match.

Btw, one tank round should obliterate a chopper or a jeep. You should also get an insta-kill and an extra 10 points like you get for a road kill. I mean, i shot 2 choppers and multiple jeeps last night and all i got was "disable vehicle".

Maybe I should try out team work... Nah it's cool.

cullen wrote:thought we had some good games last night. I actually tried this thing called "teamwork" and it was a new experience for me.

I'm also starting to become a tankwhore. Thought i would throw that out there. I just love how a tank can turn the tide of a conquest match.

Btw, one tank round should obliterate a chopper or a jeep. You should also get an insta-kill and an extra 10 points like you get for a road kill. I mean, i shot 2 choppers and multipe jeeps last night and all i got was "disable vehicle".

Yes tanks are game changers and when you have 3 people 1 driving 1 gunning and 1 in the canister or what ever it's called that way we has 2 repair whores=win

Watkins34 wrote:Dan if still has uncharted 2 will can play it.

going over my cousins for thanksgiving, maybe he'll give it back then, gave it to him in the spring ...

DaN-PrS wrote:

Watkins34 wrote:Dan if still has uncharted 2 will can play it.

going over my cousins for thanksgiving, maybe he'll give it back then, gave it to him in the spring ...

Get it

Watkins34 wrote:

cullen wrote:thought we had some good games last night. I actually tried this thing called "teamwork" and it was a new experience for me.

I'm also starting to become a tankwhore. Thought i would throw that out there. I just love how a tank can turn the tide of a conquest match.

Btw, one tank round should obliterate a chopper or a jeep. You should also get an insta-kill and an extra 10 points like you get for a road kill. I mean, i shot 2 choppers and multipe jeeps last night and all i got was "disable vehicle".

Yes tanks are game changers and when you have 3 people 1 driving 1 gunning and 1 in the canister or what ever it's called that way we has 2 repair whores=win

Canister ?

The CITV station is what they're talking about.

GoMonkey66 wrote:The CITV station is what they're talking about.

Yes

I need to get in on some of this tank whoring action...unfortunately there are whorier whores than I.

GoMonkey66 wrote:I need to get in on some of this tank whoring action...unfortunately there are whorier whores than I.

https://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf3/battlereport/show/8342268/4/362787455/

last night's orgy

GoMonkey66 wrote:The CITV station is what they're talking about.

CITV ?

http://ps3.ign.com/articles/121/1213324p1.html


WE WIN!!!!

pizza_ASSasin88 wrote:

GoMonkey66 wrote:The CITV station is what they're talking about.

CITV ?

it's the last unlock for tanks, allows a 3rd person to be in it in a SOFLAM type thing to mark enemy vehicles

GoMonkey66 wrote:No. Stingers and IGLAs should NOT be nerfed. Only whiny little vehicle whoring faggots would think so, and I'll tell you why:
* They have never been one hitkills, despite that being their sole purpose.
* Any single hit barely damages enough...a good helicopter pilot can land and repair. Jets have plenty of time to bail out, so all you usually get is 50 points.
* You only have so many of them against infinite flares (OK, you can reload, reaquire, and fire faster than flares rearm, but if you know you're being targeted, gtfo)
* If you're in a helicopter you should have a gunner...that's usually double flares. If you're solo, L2teamup.
* Acquiring lock takes a long time, and you are vulnerable the whole time not to mention you make a lot of noise beeping.
* Helicopters are agile and nimble...don't like being targeted? Fly the fuck away.
* Stingers lose lock really easily...trees, buildings, idiot teammates getting in the way...they all fuck you.
* In order to get a kill, you basically need to get lock, fire, have it get flared off, and immediately reload, reacquire, relock, refire, and hope that the flight time doesn't give flares a chance to reload. That's about a minute of standing around in the open beeping like a banshee. Not to mention there goes 2/3 of your inventory, leaving the last one useless.

I've fired hundreds of the fucking things and only have a handful of kills.

I have had a few instances where a stinger hits me and kills me while my plane is still intact (only damaged). That's frustrating.

DaN-PrS wrote:

pizza_ASSasin88 wrote:

GoMonkey66 wrote:The CITV station is what they're talking about.

CITV ?

it's the last unlock for tanks, allows a 3rd person to be in it in a SOFLAM type thing to mark enemy vehicles

Well that's cool I didn't knew that, but fuck the MBT's !The Tunguska rapes everything in the Butt without any Kind of lubrification and it doesn't Even give you a napkin to clean your Mouth afterwards seriously that Thing is a beast.

Battlefield 3 WTF moment from last night:

Operation Metro CQ came around the corner and shot an enemy at about 5 feet with the DAO-12. He then kills me with an AKS74. As I bitch, the guy spontaneously flies back and dies, as if shot withe a shotgun...then I get credit for the kill...WTF.