BATTLEFIELD 3...NOW FOR REAL

law_1990 wrote:i would gladly accept a blowjob from a Sweedish woman as a form of re-payment.

Not if she works at DICE. She might rip my dick off and sell it back to me as DLC.

Well its official, BF3 is still an unplayable mess of lag and BS. Lag + a framerate of 12 = an experience so unfun, I'm would seriously have a bucket of hot lead poured into my ass if I could forget BF3 ever existed.

RagingTaxidermist wrote:Well its official, BF3 is still an unplayable mess of lag and BS. Lag + a framerate of 12 = an experience so unfun, I'm would seriously have a bucket of hot lead poured into my ass if I could forget BF3 ever existed.

i got the old case of the Ragees in the first part of that Siene Crossing game. the last part with my MG36 camping it up, went on a 12 kill streak. that made me feel a little bit better

Got so used to automatic guns, I keep missing with my M40.

Decreped wrote:Got so used to automatic guns, I keep missing with my M40.

That's why I'm saving sniper rifles for last.

Decreped wrote:Got so used to automatic guns, I keep missing with my M40.

This game is wierd like that. every session i have to work up starting with the spraying LMGs then the assualts then the semi autos then the bolt actions. my aim gets so terrible every now and then, its aggrevating

Crime rate in america is up, just yesterday two peanuts were walking down the street and one of them was a salted.

DaN-PrS wrote:Crime rate in america is up, just yesterday two peanuts were walking down the street and one of them was a salted.

just kill yourself dan -_- lol

I want to punch this guy so bad in the face...

Razgriz19 wrote:

DaN-PrS wrote:Crime rate in america is up, just yesterday two peanuts were walking down the street and one of them was a salted.

just kill yourself dan -_- lol

DaN-PrS wrote:

Razgriz19 wrote:

DaN-PrS wrote:Crime rate in america is up, just yesterday two peanuts were walking down the street and one of them was a salted.

just kill yourself dan -_- lol

I was just about to tell you to make this a smily before I saw it was a smily.

DaN-PrS wrote:

YMMSNewguy wrote:

DaN-PrS wrote:

haven't trolled the battlelog forums ins a while so I gave it a try today





https://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf3/forum/threadview/2832654624860481634/

pizza_ASSasin88 wrote:
I want to punch this guy so bad in the face...

Why? Aside from being a fucking Aussie, which is horrible to listen to, and being queer for minecraft, he was pretty much right about everything. The game is a joke, the maps are shit, they broke it with MAV riding and fag rounds, console gameplay is gimped, and unless the patch is amazing and DLC has bfbc2 maps, pretty much fuck this game right in the pooper.

^This

GoMonkey66 wrote:Why? Aside from being a fucking Aussie, which is horrible to listen to, and being queer for minecraft, he was pretty much right about everything. The game is a joke, the maps are shit, they broke it with MAV riding and fag rounds, console gameplay is gimped, and unless the patch is amazing and DLC has bfbc2 maps, pretty much fuck this game right in the pooper.

As much as it pains me to say it, I agree 100%. Maybe Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City won't be the turd bucket I expect it to be. If anybody wants to get that with me, it has 6 player co-op. I call Beltway.

Monkey you find anything and everything wrong with the game and complain. Now you hate it because MAV riders? lol

On a death match game yes MAV riders would get annoying but on conquest or rush? lol. Who cares?

See Dan is kind of the only person who actually acts on anything...well kind of. He still actively surfs the forums and trolls randomly. While trying to convince as many people, who will listen, how bad the game is. Monkey, you still play the game.

Murphdawg57 wrote:Monkey you find anything and everything wrong with the game and complain. Now you hate it because MAV riders? lol

On a death match game yes MAV riders would get annoying but on conquest or rush? lol. Who cares?

See Dan is kind of the only person who actually acts on anything...well kind of. He still actively surfs the forums and trolls randomly. While trying to convince as many people, who will listen, how bad the game is. Monkey, you still play the game.

...and fuck you too. Don't like it, fuck off and find another clan.

Did you watch the video? Did you listen to the commentary? Those were HIS points (except the fag rounds). There's a lot right with the game, but the broken bits and glaring fuck-ups are so retarded that you can't possibly argue against them. Yeah, who cares about the MAV riders personally, but its just another way to fuck up team play and be useless, and is yet another irritating exploit in a game already full of stupid shit. BFBC2 was far from polished, but it was infinitely more fun and less broken. I don't see how people can play this game on consoles and consider it worth the $60. I play because I like playing with my friends and squadding up with them, and half of my frustration comes from not being able to talk with them. Pile on the other garbage and that's why I bitch about it and will continue to do so until its either fixed or I sell it.

And if trolling a pointless forum and reading endless "nerf this, nerf that" threads is your idea of being productive...lol. What's the point of getting banned all over the place? They are only going to listen to constructive criticism if they listen at all. The time spent trolling DICE is just a waste of time and only good for some lols.

Xzibit would like to interrupt...

Alls I did was speaks the truths. Haters gonna hate.

You arent the only person that does this..gee. Y u m? Oh wait...lol

But seriously did you just tell me to leave if I didn't like your complaining? You are just one person with an opinion. Everyone has their own. As broken as the game might be ppl still enjoy it is all. Dont rage on me bro..dont rage

No, you can stay...I said leave if you didn't like it (my bitching), but if you don't care, by all means stay.

Ok guys as much as I like a drama I don't like it when Its between clan mates this is the same shit that disassembled PwN now give oneanother a bro hug and stop fighting so says angry

There's no drama. Just misunderstandings. And we're more of a forum hangout than a clan, so disagreements are inevitable.

Ok just making sure the shit that happend in PwN doesn't here

Watkins34 wrote:Ok just making sure the shit that happend in PwN doesn't here

Haha...PwN trolled itself to death, and ultimately got killed by a troll. Then it took an arrow to the clan.

I like the new smiles...I don't even know if they are new or old... lol

^taking requests

DaN-PrS wrote:^taking requests

Yoda





Nuff said!!!!