BATTLEFIELD 3...NOW FOR REAL

DaN-PrS wrote:

HEY YOU






wanna hop on GT5 online?

gonna have dinner, then talk to the girl, then perhaps yea. almost up to 700 cars btw


that one seasonal is great, 4mil in 25 mins, I do that 3-4 times then watch netflix while buying out everything I find. I've managed to buy every dealership car, online UDS and I now have to refresh the UDS to find stuff I don't have

DaN-PrS wrote:gonna have dinner, then talk to the girl, then perhaps yea. almost up to 700 cars btw


that one seasonal is great, 4mil in 25 mins, I do that 3-4 times then watch netflix while buying out everything I find. I've managed to buy every dealership car, online UDS and I now have to refresh the UDS to find stuff I don't have

what the......what car do you use for that. my Bspec drivers are all idiots. (probably because i never use Bspec)

I use the takata dome (Honda) 600pp but I think the Lexus Denzo might also be good if well tuned

I use lvl 30 drivers, start with semi rain tires, on the 8th lap pit stop to hard racing tires (he'll do it automatically)


by the 6th lap I'm usually in 1st, then it's just a matter of gaining a lead

Dan - deleting the linked pic...it was the one causing the malware warnings...

DaN-PrS wrote:

mmmm the force is strong with this one

Wish they would add lights to the inside of buildings..

Its always as dark as a cave in them

GoMonkey66 wrote:

pizza_ASSasin88 wrote:
I want to punch this guy so bad in the face...

Why? Aside from being a fucking Aussie, which is horrible to listen to, and being queer for minecraft, he was pretty much right about everything. The game is a joke, the maps are shit, they broke it with MAV riding and fag rounds, console gameplay is gimped, and unless the patch is amazing and DLC has bfbc2 maps, pretty much fuck this game right in the pooper.

his arrogance pissed me off, and can't quiet explain it...
the thing about BF is that most of the the things that breaks the game completely are the retard fucks who are on your side. I don't give 2 fucks about what the enemy team is doing as long as I know how to counter it.
guys camping on building ? I take my MAV and throw them off of that tall motherfucker.
frag rounds ? I don't give a fuck how I get killed it's going to happen anyways.
now what I can't counter are the retards on my team I can't do anything about them simply as that, If there is something that has to be changed then it's the stupidity. we all would rage less if we knew that our team is going to be there to help us and back us up.
^my opinion there will always be someone who is going to disagree.

pizza_ASSasin88 wrote:his arrogance pissed me off, and can't quiet explain it...
the thing about BF is that most of the the things that breaks the game completely are the retard fucks who are on your side. I don't give 2 fucks about what the enemy team is doing as long as I know how to counter it.
guys camping on building ? I take my MAV and throw them off of that tall motherfucker.
frag rounds ? I don't give a fuck how I get killed it's going to happen anyways.
now what I can't counter are the retards on my team I can't do anything about them simply as that, If there is something that has to be changed then it's the stupidity. we all would rage less if we knew that our team is going to be there to help us and back us up.
^my opinion there will always be someone who is going to disagree.

Most of the world is filled with idiots who care nothing less than to ride the wave of life until they die with no real goal to do anything but survive until tomorrow as comfortably as possible. They don't strive for anything better and sit there with their thumbs up their asses while sucking on the cock of the mainstream. Their lives of mediocrity are all they've ever known and all they will ever know because those around them also share the same life of mediocrity. These people cannot be changed because they don't have the mental capacity to change. It would be like trying to teach a fish to read, it just doesn't have the brain for it.

Y U NO LET LAW WIN LAST NIGHT MONKEY, KAUM, WATKINS & DECREPED

law_1990 wrote:Y U NO LET LAW WIN LAST NIGHT MONKEY, KAUM, WATKINS & DECREPED

YUM BRA?

Watkins34 wrote:

law_1990 wrote:Y U NO LET LAW WIN LAST NIGHT MONKEY, KAUM, WATKINS & DECREPED

.com

YUM BRA?

Y U NO SWITCH SIDES?!? And the you logged off after one round...I wanted to play with you and talk FA Cup...

Watkins34 wrote:

law_1990 wrote:Y U NO LET LAW WIN LAST NIGHT MONKEY, KAUM, WATKINS & DECREPED

YUM BRA?

not even YUM brah. not even YUM.

We held B for about 2 minutes. That's 1:30 more than i have ever held B with randoms before

Poor
Gerbik kept spawning on me and got killed almost every time lol. I was
so close to getting to B twice until you saw through my gypsy tricks and
stopped me in my tracks

@ Monkeh it was like 6am and i needed sleep lol. Unlike most days i had actually woken up early to do things
I might be on tonight but i got Civilizations IV in the post today so i might just nerd out instead.

Decreped tried to knife me near the end too NO HELLO KITTY TAGS 4 U

edit: make that rabbit duck tags. Apparently i changed them

Yeah Decreped and I were looking all over for you and the best was when he tried knifing you at the building on the left side of B Monkey creped and DR.K went in the front and I went around the back you killed creped and monkey then I fucked you all and all it was the most fun I've had in a long time trying to kill someone

[quote="law_1990"]

Watkins34 wrote:

Poor
Gerbik kept spawning on me and got killed almost every time lol. I was
so close to getting to B twice until you saw through my gypsy tricks and
stopped me in my tracks

Didnt matter where is spawn...it was ugly. Been at my brothers house in Minneapolis and his TV is cool, but for some reason lags with BF3. Go figure. Got my ass handed to me all night, even when it wasnt watkins tearing me a new one. I just drank more to numb the pain.

Holy shit...tonight was so rapey it was boring. Now I know how kaum feels every night.

GoMonkey66 wrote:Holy shit...tonight was so rapey it was boring. Now I know how kaum feels every night.

i know right lol.
Every game's the same. Always one sided as shit. I remember in the good old days when teams were even and would stay in a server for more than 2 rounds lol.

Whatcha gunna do though? this is what DICE has created...

law_1990 wrote:

GoMonkey66 wrote:Holy shit...tonight was so rapey it was boring. Now I know how kaum feels every night.

i know right lol.
Every game's the same. Always one sided as shit. I remember in the good old days when teams were even and would stay in a server for more than 2 rounds lol.

Whatcha gunna do though? this is what DICE has created...

On one hand I feel bad, but on the other, fuck everyone ...this is for all those nights where its so shitty I ragequit after three rounds.

the longest ive been in a round was 40 mins. on Kharg Island.

Crazy_driveR3 wrote:the longest ive been in a round was 40 mins. on Kharg Island.

Twas fun.

Decreped wrote:

Crazy_driveR3 wrote:the longest ive been in a round was 40 mins. on Kharg Island.

Twas fun.

The Amtrac Battering Ram.

get a load of this:

I fucking hate casual players.

Fucknuckles...


I'm gonna try something new here...instead of bitching about the game or the people that play it, here's some of the things I DO like about BF3:
Shooting people
Shooting vehicles
Shooting WITH vehicles
Shooting down full helicopters with a guided tank round...after seeing them drop flares, lawl
Flying around with a good pilot
Not caring about kills, and doing well spotting/repairing/reviving/feeding.
Chasing off USAS abusers
Chasing off pubstackers
Watching weird shit happen all around me - weird physics moments, mid-air collisions, getting killed by something falling out of the sky, etc.
That Service Star feeling
The graphics are sorta pretty
Hearing weird things on the battlefield - soldier comments, but other odd things
Really long headshots - not enough to camp for them, but they are fun when they happen
um...other stuff

What about you guys?

Things I like about BF3? The disc makes a good coaster.

GoMonkey66 wrote:Fucknuckles...


I'm gonna try something new here...instead of bitching about the game or the people that play it, here's some of the things I DO like about BF3:
Shooting people
Shooting vehicles
Shooting WITH vehicles
Shooting down full helicopters with a guided tank round...after seeing them drop flares, lawl
Flying around with a good pilot
Not caring about kills, and doing well spotting/repairing/reviving/feeding.
Chasing off USAS abusers
Chasing off pubstackers
Watching weird shit happen all around me - weird physics moments, mid-air collisions, getting killed by something falling out of the sky, etc.
That Service Star feeling
The graphics are sorta pretty
Hearing weird things on the battlefield - soldier comments, but other odd things
Really long headshots - not enough to camp for them, but they are fun when they happen
um...other stuff

What about you guys?

WOWWOWOWOWOWOW, a little late there.

...hey, it's better than constantly bitching, lol. See Murph? I has things I like...

7-Tek_A wrote:I fucking hate casual players.

hi Sonic

DaN-PrS wrote:

7-Tek_A wrote:I fucking hate casual players.

hi Sonic

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GoMonkey66 wrote:Fucknuckles...


I'm gonna try something new here...instead of bitching about the game or the people that play it, here's some of the things I DO like about BF3:
Shooting people
Shooting vehicles
Shooting WITH vehicles
Shooting down full helicopters with a guided tank round...after seeing them drop flares, lawl
Flying around with a good pilot
Not caring about kills, and doing well spotting/repairing/reviving/feeding.
Chasing off USAS abusers
Chasing off pubstackers
Watching weird shit happen all around me - weird physics moments, mid-air collisions, getting killed by something falling out of the sky, etc.
That Service Star feeling
The graphics are sorta pretty
Hearing weird things on the battlefield - soldier comments, but other odd things
Really long headshots - not enough to camp for them, but they are fun when they happen
um...other stuff

What about you guys?

That's kind of like how I play. I still laugh every time I get guided shell full little bird kills (or any chopper)

But most of the time I just play the game as a game and have fun doing the things you listed...lol. Makes it more enjoyable.

The annoying things still annoy me though.