BATTLEFIELD 3...NOW FOR REAL

DaN-PrS wrote:

Bonerific.

Operation Scrubrape...Congrats.

http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf3/battlereport/show/41135974/4/186237827/

AN94 with 3.4x / Bipod / Flash suppressor. basically has no recoil (surprisingly). and these 24/7 Op Metro servers are getting boring already

are you proud Monkey?

Hahahahaha! I wish I could claim that one, but I never kicked or banned anybody by that name. Just do what I do...report every single PM, reply to them and tell them "reported for (whatever)". The tears of hate continue to flow for a while but eventually they fuck off.

DaN-PrS wrote:


are you proud Monkey?

Somebody has a hurt butt.

He only has 1 friend and he's a USAS Whore.

http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf3/user/LayNLow698/

Dan, he was in your squad, lol.

http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf3/battlereport/show/41161019/4/355910094/

http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf3/battlereport/show/41164976/4/355910094/

http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf3/battlereport/show/41169671/4/355910094/

I think you or Kaum kicked him. Or killed him a lot, don't know?

Yeah he was on our team... Then Dan put him on the other side.
He mad.

It was a round where law and nemesis had tanks.

In other news I hate clearing out my own server... Happens all the time.

I hate having to kick half the people in order to figure out which one of these fucks brought the lag with them. I kicked so many people last night I just gave up and decided to deal with running man lag spikes and phantom things crashing into me. That's what happened TWICE with the fucking helis on Kharg. Everything would be fine and all of a sudden control inputs would catch up and would get spiked into the ground like a Superbowl touchdown celebration. I just gave up vehicles after that.

BAN MOAR PEOPLES!

law_1990 wrote:BAN MOAR PEOPLES!

I was going to say this!

my server is going NUTS, thanks Taxi

DaN-PrS wrote:my server is going NUTS, thanks Taxi

Infantry Maps really helped too.

I give up...one minute its "monkey ban this, monkey ban that", then its "monkey why'd you bam that guy, Monkey don't ban people"...so, whatever. Either take my admin rights away, or ban me from your servers, or do both. I'm tired of getting bitched at, and I'm tired of listening to you fuckers complain, so...I'm only gonna play in the adminless servers from now on. Manage your own damn squads and servers, and pubstack however you want. I'm done giving a shit either way, so I'll go play with smurfs and watch my stats plummet. Fuck yis.

look at all the games we played last night.

not one of them was a challenge. We full capped them within the first 10 minutes. Never once going under 200 tickets. Kick people for being faggots, fine. Kick them for abusing the USAS/Saiga, fine. Kick them for not trying anymore, perfectly fine.

But kick people that actually tried to get out of their base on a tripple capped metro? i don't get it. It's not like they were all running the USAS. They were actually trying to win. It wasn't gunna happen, but atleast they made a 700 ticket server interesting up until that point.

As soon as you kicked them the server officially died. The next 250 tickets took about 15 mins to grind down. none of them left their base. Just like the 100 other rounds of metro we play a week.

shit, we could have shifted our entire team onto their team and we still would have won. People like the ones you kicked ARE the type of player we want on the server. They stay, they try their best. And most importantly, they keep all of US interested in the game.

Where's the fun in spawn camping for 20 minutes after 5 mins of minor skirmishes.

......or make everyone on your team sit at B and let the other team come to you?

the best fun is the fight over B flag

law_1990 wrote:look at all the games we played last night.

not one of them was a challenge. We full capped them within the first 10 minutes. Never once going under 200 tickets. Kick people for being faggots, fine. Kick them for abusing the USAS/Saiga, fine. Kick them for not trying anymore, perfectly fine.

But kick people that actually tried to get out of their base on a tripple capped metro? i don't get it. It's not like they were all running the USAS. They were actually trying to win. It wasn't gunna happen, but atleast they made a 700 ticket server interesting up until that point.

As soon as you kicked them the server officially died. The next 250 tickets took about 15 mins to grind down. none of them left their base. Just like the 100 other rounds of metro we play a week.

shit, we could have shifted our entire team onto their team and we still would have won. People like the ones you kicked ARE the type of player we want on the server. They stay, they try their best. And most importantly, they keep all of US interested in the game.

Where's the fun in spawn camping for 20 minutes after 5 mins of minor skirmishes.

Yes, I love the challenge. Which is why I always put other clan against us or high ranks against us.
Last time it was the same thing. I placed everyone against us, you join our game (which I don't mind I like playing with you). And then I look 5 mins later and everyone is gone...

And last night I don't recall anyone telling you to ban people.
If I did I was just messing around because I rarely ban people.
And if law did it was because it was an auto shotty.
But distortion had admin powers so he would deal with it himself.

I miss one night of battlefield and then this happens. Stupid social life.

.Well, whatever. I'm sick of this game anyway...all it does is leads to anger, frustration, or boredom. So guess what I went and sold this morning at Gamestop? Yup. So no more Monkey fucking up your awesome uberleet expositions of awesome clan awesomeness. And I guess since this was pretty much the only game I played online there's not much point in keeping me around on your friend list, so peace out.

GoMonkey66 wrote:.Well, whatever. I'm sick of this game anyway...all it does is leads to anger, frustration, or boredom. So guess what I went and sold this morning at Gamestop? Yup. So no more Monkey fucking up your awesome uberleet expositions of awesome clan awesomeness. And I guess since this was pretty much the only game I played online there's not much point in keeping me around on your friend list, so peace out.

You should have played metro...

this has nothing to do with clan stuff.
Simple fact is this:

When we squad up we run rooms empty. It's frustrating but it's the norm now. We know how to play and do good work against the enemy. So when we actually get a challenging team for once shouldn't we be happy about that? i'm not talking about little bitches running shotguns but people that actually stick it out and try.

Isn't that why we all liked BC2? people used to try. You lost some, you won some. But for the most part you enjoyed the time playing the game.

Now you can go and blame me & kaum if you want but the fact is that server went dead the exact second those guys got kicked.

You made a mistake, that's all. Yeah me & kaum were dissappointed but it doesn't mean we want your head on a stick for fuck sake. You're a cool guy and i enjoy shooting shit with ya. So no, i won't be deleting you. I'll be waiting for you to get BF3 again or BC3 or whatever comes next so we can keep playing.

GoMonkey66 wrote:.Well, whatever. I'm sick of this game anyway...all it does is leads to anger, frustration, or boredom. So guess what I went and sold this morning at Gamestop? Yup. So no more Monkey fucking up your awesome uberleet expositions of awesome clan awesomeness. And I guess since this was pretty much the only game I played online there's not much point in keeping me around on your friend list, so peace out.

Taking one bad night to the extreme... I wasn't even mad.
It was just annoying.

Your staying on my friends list. We can still play other games.

Fact is, I did kick those guys for faggotry and lagging like motherfuckers. It was the same guys that wouldn't die (at least for me) most of the night. When they were swapped to the same side it was even worse. Then I go to the C flag, and there's dickhead, balls deep in the wall, LMGing me now while shitting out three buddies. I hit them (all of them) with a 320 frag, nothing happens, not even a hit marker. OK, fine...respawn at B, go back, same thing...corner camping with DAOs/frags now. Fuck that. That's why I kicked them. I put up with their lag when they were on opposite sides because I didn't know who was causing it, and figured it was probably my shit DSL anyway. I'm fine with a challenge as well, but not when I'm fighting the entire third world internet. As it was, yes, I kicked the wrong guys, because they were all NA based. Oops, my bad.

But whatever, I'm the asshole that ruins your games for you, and I'm the one that empties out servers on a whim. Never mind the constant flow of friends list beasts that join and rape people so badly they shit blood. I agree, that was the one time we had a decent challenge all night with people we were still hammering but they stuck around for it, and probably I should have just left. But it isn't an issue now anyway, so there's no point in talking about it.

Stop this fighting. I had nothing to do with it and i somehow feel bad about it. I was even thinking of renting a server for a month instead of a week when Dan's server runs out. I like joining with you guys now, you make room for me and i win more often than i use to.
When i started playing last night Dan's server was full and there was no admin to make room for me. Here is what happened after i joined an other game
http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf3/battlereport/show/41366135/4/208211247/
I fucking lost big time!
So yeah, stop fighting. I want all you guys to get together and smoke a peace pipe.
Take Care Guys, ALL OF YOU GUYS.

I like ending with "Take Care", i'm not going anywhere

So, anyone playing tonight?

look at the ingame chat box at around 4.00

pizza_ASSasin88 wrote:
look at the ingame chat box at around 4.00

pause @ 7:49




LOOK AT IT!!!

DaN-PrS wrote:

pizza_ASSasin88 wrote:
look at the ingame chat box at around 4.00

pause @ 7:49




LOOK AT IT!!!

is that OUR screenager?