Re: BATTLEFIELD 3...NOW FOR REAL

by **GoMonkey66** Thu Apr 26, 2012 9:05 am

Yes...FUCKING BRAZILIANS!

I can't wait for them to get their own servers down there, so we can bring our lag to them...fucking lazy Samba dancing beach bums...

by **null** Thu Apr 26, 2012 9:06 am

GoMonkey66 wrote:It has an AUG...of course I will get it. And then i will rage about how dark that map is, and about all the corner camping faggots hiding in the dark, and about shotgun bitches and the ridiculously over the top amount of destruction. (But since I'll be on ps3 I will probably bitch about the lack of promised destruction). Then I will ragequit back to Kharg Island so I can take the chopper and get lagsucked into the ground or hit poles that just popped into existence in front of me. Then I will ragequit to Metro where I will fullcap the scrubs and spend the next hour and a half with my bipod out on the train stopper thingies mowing down the M98B/12x/straight pull sniper fags. Then I will get bored and go to bed.

That means I won't have to buy it... Razz

by **GoMonkey66** Thu Apr 26, 2012 9:07 am

Well, seeing as your cousin fucked me out of being able to download anything from you...you're on your own here.

by **null** Thu Apr 26, 2012 9:11 am

Still working on that... I think I need to go to his house and do it for him.
Check your vehicle perks next time you play, let me know if it worked

by Guest Thu Apr 26, 2012 9:20 am

GoMonkey66 wrote:And I think Dan wins the reroll name sweepstakes.

Never specified which one. I'll take it!
fuckyea

by Guest Thu Apr 26, 2012 9:21 am

Just noticed that at 1:05 of the new trailer, the American Support has a silenced .44 Magnum with what looks like a laser sight too. DICE is either trolling hard or they have no idea why a silenced revolver doesn't work. I only know of one revolver that can be silenced and its the Nagant M1895 which as the name implies, was made over 100 years ago.

by **GoMonkey66** Thu Apr 26, 2012 9:21 am

YMMSNewguy wrote:
GoMonkey66 wrote:And I think Dan-PrS wins the reroll name sweepstakes.
Never specified which one. I'll take it!

Fixed, lol

by **GoMonkey66** Thu Apr 26, 2012 9:22 am

kaumatizo wrote:
Still working on that... I think I need to go to his house and do it for him.
Check your vehicle perks next time you play, let me know if it worked

I tried it last night...no change on my vehicles...all that shit was still locked.

by **GoMonkey66** Thu Apr 26, 2012 9:23 am

RagingTaxidermist wrote:Just noticed that at 1:05 of the new trailer, the American Support has a silenced .44 Magnum with what looks like a laser sight too. DICE is either trolling hard or they have no idea why a silenced revolver doesn't work. I only know of one revolver that can be silenced and its the Nagant M1895 which as the name implies, was made over 100 years ago.

HAHAHAHA! Yeah...we learned all about the forensics of cylinder gap when I was in jury duty for a murder case.

by Guest Thu Apr 26, 2012 9:23 am

GoMonkey66 wrote:
YMMSNewguy wrote:
GoMonkey66 wrote:And I think Dan-PrS wins the reroll name sweepstakes.
Never specified which one. I'll take it!

Fixed, lol

Goddamn.
PCMasterMetroMonkeeh
It has alliteration for fucks sake.

by Guest Thu Apr 26, 2012 9:24 am

Also the HK417 is also in as the M417. Which model is really unknown because I only saw it in the killfeed.

EDIT: Oh fuck, I saw the MP5k in there too. Right when the guy gets the first collateral, the guy in front is holding an MP5k.

That's all 10 weapons then which I will now list for my own sake.

Assault:
AUG A3
SCAR-L

Engineer:
ACW-R (ACR)

Support:
L86A1
LSAT

Recon:
JNG-90

Shotgun:
SPAS-12

PDW:
MTAR-21
MP5k (Will probably have a different name like the rest of the H&K guns in BF3)

Unknown class:
M417 (HK417)

by **Razgriz19** Thu Apr 26, 2012 9:28 am

RagingTaxidermist wrote:
Razgriz19 wrote:eh nothing wrong with throwing in new guns, kinda nice to add a bit of variety imo

Nothing wrong with variety, just why the JNG-90? Why not the Steyr SSG 08 or even the Desert Tactical Arms SRS? I'm just perplexed by their weapon selection.

Dunno lol

by **DaN-PrS** Thu Apr 26, 2012 9:28 am

GoMonkey66 wrote:And I think Dan wins the reroll name sweepstakes.

by Guest Thu Apr 26, 2012 9:34 am

MP5k and AUG in the same DLC pack. Fuck the P90, I'm using the MP5k when I'm done with the PDW-R.

by **Razgriz19** Thu Apr 26, 2012 9:38 am

RagingTaxidermist wrote:Also the HK417 is also in as the M417. Which model is really unknown because I only saw it in the killfeed.

EDIT: Oh fuck, I saw the MP5k in there too. Right when the guy gets the first collateral, the guy in front is holding an MP5k.

That's all 10 weapons then which I will now list for my own sake.

Assault:
AUG A3
SCAR-L

Engineer:
ACW-R (ACR)

Support:
L86A1
LSAT

Recon:
JNG-90

Shotgun:
SPAS-12

PDW:
MTAR-21
MP5k (Will probably have a different name like the rest of the H&K guns in BF3)

Unknown class:
M417 (HK417)

Im guessing the M417 will be recon. Has the Mtar-21 been confirmed as an All kit?

by Guest Thu Apr 26, 2012 9:41 am

Razgriz19 wrote:Im guessing the M417 will be recon. Has the Mtar-21 been confirmed as an All kit?

No, but seeing as how we have the MP5k in that class, the MTAR-21 might be going Engineer. Everything I've read though had the MTAR-21 categorized as all kit.

So I guess we can update it to:

Assault:
AUG A3
SCAR-L

Engineer:
ACW-R (ACR)
MTAR-21

Support:
L86A1
LSAT

Recon:
JNG-90
M417 (HK417)

Shotgun:
SPAS-12

PDW:
M5k (EDIT: MP5k)

Funny little tidbit that DICE forgot to notice, the MTAR-21's charging handle doesn't reciprocate. Nice work on realism DICE.

by **DaN-PrS** Thu Apr 26, 2012 9:46 am

[quote="RagingTaxidermist"]

Razgriz19 wrote:
Shotgun:
SPAS-12

already have the dogtag for it, no point in adding it now

by Guest Thu Apr 26, 2012 9:50 am

DaN-PrS wrote:
Razgriz19 wrote:
Shotgun:
SPAS-12

already have the dogtag for it, no point in adding it now

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by **Watkins34** Thu Apr 26, 2012 10:08 am

RagingTaxidermist wrote:
DaN-PrS wrote:
Razgriz19 wrote:
Shotgun:
SPAS-12

already have the dogtag for it, no point in adding it now

Spoiler:

by **Watkins34** Thu Apr 26, 2012 10:10 am

ACR L86A1 and AUG Nuff said.

by **Decreped** Thu Apr 26, 2012 10:10 am

Decreped wrote:
Razgriz19 wrote:

THoughts?

Its and in depth version of a map on back ops.

by Guest Thu Apr 26, 2012 10:11 am

Would also like to add the SPAS-12 will be Pump Action Only. Quite unfortunate since we now have the capability for it to be both but I guess DICE had other plans.

by **Watkins34** Thu Apr 26, 2012 10:19 am

Decreped wrote:
Decreped wrote:
Razgriz19 wrote:

THoughts?

Its and in depth version of a map on back ops.

Yes but that was to me the best blops map I think it's going to be interesting to play.

Also can we has CQC on a ship?

by **GoMonkey66** Thu Apr 26, 2012 10:22 am

CQC on a ship = Socom 2

by **Watkins34** Thu Apr 26, 2012 10:31 am

GoMonkey66 wrote:CQC on a ship = Socom 2

by Guest Thu Apr 26, 2012 12:35 pm

Apparently they're calling the MP5k the "M5k" so I'm just updating the list.

by Guest Thu Apr 26, 2012 12:46 pm

GoMonkey66 wrote:I think I need a reroll account...getting bored. I need an spm boost of 2 for me to hit 500 (too much team play, recon, and not whoring assault...don't judge me), but after that I'm hitting a wall. Suggestions for reroll name?

Londo66

by Guest Thu Apr 26, 2012 12:50 pm

Razgriz19 wrote:

THoughts?

I want to go to bed and sleep until June Exclamation

by **Crazy_driveR3** Thu Apr 26, 2012 1:41 pm

im psyched about that SPAS 12. im glad they went the pump action way and im glad the stock is down.

by Guest Thu Apr 26, 2012 1:43 pm

GKar wrote:
GoMonkey66 wrote:I think I need a reroll account...getting bored. I need an spm boost of 2 for me to hit 500 (too much team play, recon, and not whoring assault...don't judge me), but after that I'm hitting a wall. Suggestions for reroll name?

Londo66

NaziButtFucker ?
BrazilianButtFucker ?
Jewzilla666 ?

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