BATTLEFIELD 3...NOW FOR REAL

Lol, wtf is an IFV?

Yeah, for the longest time I was "top helicopter pilot"...um...no, sorry DICE, you must have me confused with Decreped.

kaumatizo wrote:Lol, wtf is an IFV?

dood, just checked your stats and you're not even an assault player how the F are you the top one?!?!?

that whole thing is so Electronic Arted!

Watkins activate battlelog!

Thanks.

And I am all about assult baby.

DaN-PrS wrote:

kaumatizo wrote:Lol, wtf is an IFV?

dood, just checked your stats and you're not even an assault player how the F are you the top one?!?!?

that whole thing is so Electronic Arted!

Infantry Fighting Vehicle. The wheeled cannony thingies that go vroom and hit mines.

I think it figures out who's "best" by SPM with a class, but not based on any sensible average or anything. Like, if you pick up a dude's Assault kit and revive him with it, then die, you've been an assault for about three seconds. Take that 110 points, multiply that times 20 to give you a minute's worth of assault class play, and you're looking at an SPM of 2,200...uh...yup, EA'd. As my friend Ken says, "Endless Asshats".

I think burning down the Ea studios here wouldn't be a bad idea. It would send a message to EA that I'm not gonna take their shit anymore and that Army of Two sucked hard.


1) Finally woke up and realized the SKS in game is actually an SKS-D. It was a Chinese made SKS that used AK-47 mags and was intended for the civilian market. It actually uses this 20 round AK Tapco magazine, not the 20 round SKS magazine I posted earlier.

2) Watch the Act of Valor trailer to get 5 custom dogtags in BF3. Some of these are pretty cool.
http://actofvalor.com/bf3/

3) HK416 doesn't have burst IRL, yet it does in game. DICE, homework needs to be done.

4) RPK-74M uses a 7.62x39 magazine as opposed to the 5.45x39mm magazine that isn't as curved.

5) The M249 is an M249 covered in Mk. 46 Mod. 0 furniture.

6) Why no flashbangs in MP if they're mentioned everywhere else in the game? They already have the model for them.

7) People saying the A-91 is the "spiritual successor" to the 9A-91 needs to get their facts checked. The 9A-91 is waaaaaaaaaay better at close range than the A-91. The 9x39mm (same as the VSS and AS VAL) has a very very limited range (talking 200 meters max here) but it just fucks shit up at those ranges. For reasons why range isn't important here, just search the 9x39mm. The A-91 in game uses the 7.62x39mm, same as the SKS and AK-47. Its a bullpup, and it ejects to front like the F2000. The 9A-91 had character, something the A-91 severely lacks. Please don't compare the BEST Engi gun in BC2 to the A-91 because you're just wrong.

Am I the only one losing connection with ea? Tried playing multiple games right now and they have all failed.

Get in the match... Kill a bunch of people then lose connection.
Rinse and repeat.


Started happening since last night...

Got the Act of Valor tags...thx MMC. I've been watching and waiting for them to FINALLY post the trailer. Looks like it went live today.

They really screwed up their servers... First day I played the lag wasn't that bad... After 9,000 hey guys working on the servers for a bit today it turned to complete crap.

My poor ps3 even froze...

I know it isn't my Internet connection... Verizon fios ftw.
Netflix works great along with my other games.

It was a rolling patch, and REALLY seemed to improve any servers we were on...occasional lag spike here and there, but at least we could talk. Also, SOFLAM + Javelin =

Rooftop domination at tehran highway on the last base will always lead to a win.

For Carzy:



Oh god, word filters!

Well I can't play anymore. DICE gave me a nice infinite loading screen every time I try MP or co-op. Its been nice while it lasted.

EDIT: Tried reinstalling and that didn't help. Now it isn't even saying loading. BF3, so bad, it doesn't even want you to play it.

EDIT EDIT: Deleted my PS Home game data and now everything works. I don't understand WTF is going on. No more PS Home for me until somebody fixes it.

For Monkey.

http://www.ign.com/videos/2011/11/02/battlefield-3-how-to-fly-helicopters

Decreped wrote:For Monkey.

http://www.ign.com/videos/2011/11/02/battlefield-3-how-to-fly-helicopters

lol. I know HOW, I just need practice. The controls are like a hundred times more sensitive now.

Ive found it easier to fly in this game than in BC2 lol

on another not DAT G3 8D

ahh, the SKS sounds better than before

it does seem underpowered, i just like that high ROF

Dan, use dat F2000 tag. You can brag to everyone about how many hot shells you sent flying forward.

I read that the f2000 is op... Is it true?

Yes it is Dan and killbot where assholes with it last night.
In other news I help Dan beat Co-oP.

kaumatizo wrote:I read that the f2000 is op... Is it true?

NAH NO WAAHAHAYY BRAHH


just very low recoil 528 kills

kaumatizo wrote:I read that the f2000 is op... Is it true?

my reaction to this statement

Yeah, speaking of being assholes...can we PLEASE refrain from teabagging and sending dickly messages? It's one thing to do it to other people NOT in [YUM], but if one of us is on the opposite team, please realize we're trying to play WITH you but matchmaking is ghey...doing that shit to each other is just tacky.

Agreed.

GoMonkey66 wrote:Yeah, speaking of being assholes...can we PLEASE refrain from teabagging and sending dickly messages? It's one thing to do it to other people NOT in [YUM], but if one of us is on the opposite team, please realize we're trying to play WITH you but matchmaking is ghey...doing that shit to each other is just tacky.

I've only tea bagged you so far, should have done it to watkins when I had the opportunity

I agreed with Monkey and Dr.K and Dan fuck U.

Watkins34 wrote:I agreed with Monkey and Dr.K and Dan fuck U.

Just keep your balls to yourself, only dip random kids.

Keep it friendly between YUM members.