Re: BATTLEFIELD 3...NOW FOR REAL

by **GoMonkey66** Thu Nov 03, 2011 5:42 pm

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by **GoMonkey66** Thu Nov 03, 2011 7:43 pm

Hey, I have a question...you know how the higher power rifle scopes can give away your position due to the glint? Does that still happen indoors? Like, in the dark tunnels in Metro, or if you're inside a building but back a ways from the window, or inside the warehousey buildings in Firestorm? What about on the night maps, like Tehran Highway? DICE is gay enough to make flashlights blind you outside in the daytime, just wonder if they are reverse-gay as well...

by **Razgriz19** Thu Nov 03, 2011 7:57 pm

GoMonkey66 wrote:Hey, I have a question...you know how the higher power rifle scopes can give away your position due to the glint? Does that still happen indoors? Like, in the dark tunnels in Metro, or if you're inside a building but back a ways from the window, or inside the warehousey buildings in Firestorm? What about on the night maps, like Tehran Highway? DICE is gay enough to make flashlights blind you outside in the daytime, just wonder if they are reverse-gay as well...

Yes glint is on at all times

by **GoMonkey66** Thu Nov 03, 2011 8:04 pm

Razgriz19 wrote:
Yes glint is on at all times

That's SO retarded. Why the fuck can't they get the details right? I mean, they can factor in bullet drop and damage over time, but they can't figure out when the fucking sun is shining? DICE, Y U NO THINK?!?

EDIT: so wait...if two snipers are trying to snipe each other, and they are scoped in on each other...do they get blinded by the scope glint?

by **Decreped** Thu Nov 03, 2011 8:11 pm

GoMonkey66 wrote:
Razgriz19 wrote:
Yes glint is on at all times
That's SO retarded. Why the fuck can't they get the details right? I mean, they can factor in bullet drop and damage over time, but they can't figure out when the fucking sun is shining? DICE, Y U NO THINK?!?

EDIT: so wait...if two snipers are trying to snipe each other, and they are scoped in on each other...do they get blinded by the scope glint?

The glint isn't that bright but when you're sniping and you see a glint just aim a bit above the center of the glint and it should be a headshot.

by **GoMonkey66** Thu Nov 03, 2011 9:59 pm

by Guest Thu Nov 03, 2011 10:08 pm

That was pretty cool. Lack of James Bond music made it suck. I'll add it myself.

by **null** Thu Nov 03, 2011 10:25 pm

Tbh... This game gets really boring super fast.

I don't understand how you guys can have so much time played on it... Neutral

by **Decreped** Thu Nov 03, 2011 10:27 pm

kaumatizo wrote:Tbh... This game gets really boring super fast.

I don't understand how you guys can have so much time played on it...

I just have to stay ahead of Dan and its all good. Plus I play with the Herrochoppa,

by **Decreped** Thu Nov 03, 2011 10:29 pm

I Loled irl.

by **GoMonkey66** Thu Nov 03, 2011 10:33 pm

Decreped wrote:I Loled irl.

Me too.

by **null** Thu Nov 03, 2011 10:35 pm

Yeah I tried that today... Flying the jet/chopper... Different gun loadouts.

Btw, ump=a inaccurate pos
Spray fer dayz and the bullets go around the enemies.

Idk... I really hope they make some major improvements. They say they are fixing it but nothing really improves.

by Guest Thu Nov 03, 2011 10:46 pm

I only play because I have OCD to get as many SG553 kills as I can so I can prove neutrality makes the best weapons.

by **GoMonkey66** Thu Nov 03, 2011 10:48 pm

Play more than CQ...mix it up, keep it interesting. Use a vehicle.

by Guest Fri Nov 04, 2011 12:03 am

Well, you've probably heard from me that the first co-op dogtag is broken, well here's some more confusing news. The dogtag for the Silenced MP443 (you know my stance on that whole can of bullshit) is actually the 6P9 PB "Silent Pistol" based on the Makarov series of handguns. Not only has this gun never been in a Battlefield game, its only ever been in four video games. Why has DICE just randomly decided to use that icon on the dogtag? Is it foreshadowing like I assume the SPAS-12 on the USAS's dogtag is? Are they just fucking retards? Your guess is as good as mine.

by **DaN-PrS** Fri Nov 04, 2011 12:03 am

GoMonkey66 wrote: Use a vehicle.

by **Asplashofcitrus** Fri Nov 04, 2011 8:28 am

Hey Kaum, today I knifed the entire enemy team on caspian border Very Happy

by **GoMonkey66** Fri Nov 04, 2011 8:54 am

You're not helping, Citrus Mad

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by **null** Fri Nov 04, 2011 9:36 am

Haha, nice!

Monkey= jelly?

Look at my top weapon!

Isn't it annoying that the animations are slow... And if you miss the first swipe your screwed because you have to wait a while to swipe again. Evil or Very Mad

by **GoMonkey66** Fri Nov 04, 2011 9:47 am

Yeah, I'm jerry of your mad selfish solo skills in a team based game. You go, my ninjas.

by Guest Fri Nov 04, 2011 10:05 am

Posted a comment that Swiss guns are better than German guns and some guy actually responded on Youtube. HK fanboy alert!

by **DaN-PrS** Fri Nov 04, 2011 10:15 am

how come racing games like NFS or GT go out and need to get permissions from car makers to put a make and model in their games but shooters can put in as many guns as they like without the manufacture's authorization?

by **GoMonkey66** Fri Nov 04, 2011 10:16 am

Simply amazing. I'm sure it will be deleted soon, but http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf3/forum/threadview/2832654347727012866/1/:

"Attention nerds, BF3 is GARBAGE. WHAT A CLAIM! betty boop, what a dish... betty gravel... NICE GAMS TOOT TOOT

Frostbite 2 sucks giant donkey dick. Slow, sluggish, unresponsive. Half of the animations (RELOAD) dont even register or show up, hurdle doesnt work, and Frosbite 2 sucks, and if u disagree you are a butt fucking fag.

The graphics are shit, whoopty fuckitiy doo dah WE HAVE SHADOWS! PIXELATED SHADOWS of leaves! Oh and the trees can fall down FAN FUCKING TASTIC, destruction 3.0 AWWWWWW INCREDIBLE. Oh wait it sucks dick.

Destruction 3.0 = only 3.0 objects on map can be destroyed. Tank cannot drive through cars? 1% of walls explode and can be destroyed... AMAZING. Call of Duty can blow up barrels and shit so I guess that means they have DESTRUCTION 1.0 right FUCKING TREES AMAZING PIXEL SHADOWS and other BLURRY ASS PARTICLE EFFECTS, oh wait they are GIANT FUCKING SQUARES is that fucker repairing a tank? NO FAG hes SHOOTING SPARKLE CONFETTI out of his DICK see the GIANT SQUARES FUCKING GAMEBOY SHIT

VISIBILITY IS SHIT, HEY FUCKERS AT DICE, guess what? A FLASHLIGHT DOESNT BLIND YOU. maybe all the bf soldiers have hangovers because they ARE SENSITIVE AS SHIT TO LIGHT, WHAT THE FUCK FUCKERS. Its a Flash Light not a fucking GAMMA RAY BURST faggots =astronomy, google that shit. Its real but its NOT GUN ATTACHMENTS WHAT THE FUCK its a FLASH LIGHT NOT A FUCKING SOLAR FLARE what the fuck were u thinking faggots?

OH AND THE GUNS ARE INACCURATE AS TITS and with LAG it takes a full clip and luck before you get a FUCKING HIT MARKER and the enemy TELEPORTS and disappears no WAIT ABSURD RAGDOLL their corpse can FLY HOLY SHIT oh and take cover and DIE FROM BULLETS that were shot at you 50 seconds earlier but the SERVERS ARE FUCKING SHIT what the fuck how many disconnects before U FIX SHIT EA SERVERS ARE A FUCKING TOASTER with 2 floppy disks in it ON FIRE its bullshit and all you NON AMERICAN PUSSIES join and LAG THE SHIT out of my game if you freedom hating fuckers cant mind your own business we will DROP THE BOMB ON YOU

Oh and the Campaign? HAHAHAH I havent even played that shit because I am sure it is a steamy pile of smelly dick shit

FUCK OFF FAGS

oh and im not a fanboy im a FUCKING MAN and COD sucks dick 2 both these games lag and fuck fags"

by **GoMonkey66** Fri Nov 04, 2011 10:17 am

DaN-PrS wrote:how come racing games like NFS or GT go out and need to get permissions from car makers to put a make and model in their games but shooters can put in as many guns as they like without the manufacture's authorization?

That's why the M416 is called what it's called...they don't have a license from H&K to call it by its proper name of HK416. Also, the description on it is deliberately vague.

by Guest Fri Nov 04, 2011 10:21 am

GoMonkey66 wrote:
DaN-PrS wrote:how come racing games like NFS or GT go out and need to get permissions from car makers to put a make and model in their games but shooters can put in as many guns as they like without the manufacture's authorization?

That's why the M416 is called what it's called...they don't have a license from H&K to call it by its proper name of HK416. Also, the description on it is deliberately vague.

Forgot to mention it also has burst fire which the HK416 doesn't. They really don't wanna get sued like GSG did.

by **null** Fri Nov 04, 2011 10:23 am

When you guys talk about guns I get all hot and bothered.

by **DaN-PrS** Fri Nov 04, 2011 10:24 am

kaumatizo wrote:When you guys talk about guns I get all hot and bothered.

you can talk about my gun anytime

by **null** Fri Nov 04, 2011 10:27 am

DaN-PrS wrote:
kaumatizo wrote:When you guys talk about guns I get all hot and bothered.

you can talk about my gun anytime

That guys LMG is huge!

by Guest Fri Nov 04, 2011 10:42 am

kaumatizo wrote:
DaN-PrS wrote:
kaumatizo wrote:When you guys talk about guns I get all hot and bothered.

you can talk about my gun anytime

That guys LMG is huge!

My HMG is hugerer.

by **GoMonkey66** Fri Nov 04, 2011 10:44 am

XxXBongWater420XxX wrote:
kaumatizo wrote:
DaN-PrS wrote:
kaumatizo wrote:When you guys talk about guns I get all hot and bothered.

you can talk about my gun anytime

That guys LMG is huge!

My HMG is hugerer.

My PP(2000) is so tiny though!

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